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Sunday school teacher blames Noah's flood on climate change...

You can't make this up!

[lbc.co.uk]

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3

Marvelous. Probably caused by all that burning incense and animal flesh.

jeshuey Level 7 July 30, 2019
3

The religious are professionals at making this shit up.

Sandman07 Level 5 July 30, 2019

@avron Yes! When it comes to making your religion look plausible it really helps to have magic on your side. It makes the possibilities endless! It must be so wonderful not having to deal with that silly old thing called physics. For us smucks tied up with reality, physics is always getting in the way.

1

In 10,000 years, we won't believe any of this crap. Many will believe some other crap, we'll all be dead, or we'll have all grown up...or some mix of those three, lol.

What if there was a shot you could get to make you realize your stupid, baseless ideas were stupid and baseless?

The truth is always there to be rediscovered, but every lie will be forgotten one day.

5

Brilliant example of religious lunacy.

Mofo1953 Level 8 July 30, 2019
2

Well it does make more sense than god did it to punish civilization. 😂

RickyAdams Level 6 July 30, 2019
2

According to this christian caller, they "don't teach kids the old testament no more." But she is still a believer....wow. Unbelievable!!

linxminx Level 7 July 30, 2019
5

So Fucking stupid it hurts

bobwjr Level 9 July 30, 2019
4

Well at least they believe in climate change

darthfaja Level 7 July 30, 2019
3

Montana’s Republican Representative in Congress, believes that because Noah worked all his life, we shouldn’t have any type of retirement policies.

Haemish1 Level 8 July 30, 2019
2

Ah, the rank idiocy of the Faithfools, there IS truly NOTHING that compares to it.

Triphid Level 8 July 30, 2019
3

But,,,,I'm sure Noah's ark had a diesel engine. How could ,,,,,,,,,,,never mind.........

Sorry mate, You are wrong … the ark was powered by fast sodium-cooled reactors with some auxiliary Volkswagen Beetle engines.

6

I would have never thought that the statistic for people being dropped on their heads as children, was so high.

Athena Level 8 July 30, 2019

No shit

3

Did this fool eat lead paint chips and snort asbestos as a child? Geeze

motrubl4u Level 7 July 30, 2019
1

It's plain to see where this is going. Make everyone aware that climate change is actually caused by Noah's flood. Now you have your foot in the door for legislation directed at the flood. Will this work? Yes, if you are trying to create religious politics. It is a "do nothing" approach because god is responsible for the flood so it all must be in god's plan. Also, you must be either an idiot or a Republican.

DenoPenno Level 8 July 31, 2019
1

Link does not work.

ToolGuy Level 8 July 31, 2019

Odd. I just checked and it works for me... :/

1

Third try was the charm except that. Then I got a message that the video format was not supported by my stuff. Aaaaargh. But I read the transcript.

ToolGuy Level 8 July 31, 2019
0

Lol

Micky21 Level 3 July 31, 2019
2

I have to admire how well the host was keeping it together in the face of such vast vapidity. I have a headache now from listening to that.

PadraicM Level 6 July 31, 2019

The host is one of my favourites!

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3

That's hilarious.

"You can't bring climate change into the Old Testament".

The curious thing is that the Noah's Flood story, like that of the earlier one from Babylon, probably did have its source in the floods at the end of the last Ice Age, around 12,000 B.C.

brentan Level 8 July 31, 2019
4

Good for Peggy, saying she doesn't believe everything in the bible. So, if she believes stories A, B, and C from the bible, but Fred from her church likes story C, but not the others, and thinks Peggy should believe story D, which, say, she adamantly denies, and they only represent a small sample of their congregation, which represents a small sample of that denomination . . . Thank you, Peggy. Nobody works harder than you and your faith to advance agnosticism/atheism.

3

Wow...that isn't even REMOTELY cherry picking.

2

Don't you know that Noah, Gilgamesh, Atrahasis, and Ziusudra were all trying to survive many of earths flooding events, especially the end of the ice age one?

gsiamne Level 7 Aug 1, 2019
4

One cannot expect anything else from a Sunday School Teacher. Twatt.

Jolanta Level 8 Aug 1, 2019
2

why are they allowed to teach lies. Noah was a fable

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