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Obey zombie Jesus

Argonauta69 6 Mar 17
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Level 8

Jesus wasn't a zombie. He was a reconstituted ghost. In the Bronze Age there was a big difference. 🙂

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Level 8

I concur with Dr. Hector Avalos and am an agnostic on the existence of the Biblical Jesus. I also don't want to be a part of a cult that practices cannibalism.

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Level 9

Yes, you will, but you first have to die yourself before the death of Jesus does anything at all to make you live forever. It's kind of like saying here's a gun. Use it and blow your brains out. It won't hurt you. Look I'll do it and blow my brains out first and then you follow. Then Jesus was killed first. He's dead and waiting for us to follow.
I'm waiting for someone to sacrifice me a goat. I'm a little behind the times.

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Level 9

Alrighty then..........

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Level 7

My sister hates it when I call her saviour a zombie. She also hates it when I call Christianity a death cult. Still hasn't stopped me from doing it 🙂

In Christianity everything is about what happens after you die. Everything, and they have no idea what happens then. It's all made up.

"Dead Jew on a stick', and 'corpse marketing strategy' are two more she should love.
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Level 8

The more you know.... +++++shooting star++++++

Ooh Easter meme!

@RavenCT Thanks for reminding me I have a meme I'm saving just for that.
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Level 9

Don't believe in either.

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Level 8

If only we could have stopped at the first bit then we could all be vampires! (Lol!)

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Level 9

"Who wants to live forever".... 😉

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