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ABOUT MUFFINS. I see that the issue of Atheist/Agnostic has been rearing its head again, as it does every few days, so since some people find this a bit tiresome, I thought that a post on muffins would be more interesting.

Suppose for a minute, and for the sake of argument only, that there is a god, an afterlife, including a heaven and a hell; and that the god chooses whether people go to heaven, or if some go to hell, in fact the whole theist deal. Not only that, but the criterion on which the god makes the choice is based on the type of muffins they eat. ( Note: “eat” not prefer, this is not about free will or anything like that.) People who eat lemon muffins go to heaven and people who eat chocolate muffins go to hell, with limbo for those who don't eat muffins at all, of course.

Would that make a difference to your life ? Would you give up your chocolate muffins for an eternity of joy, and all the lemon buns after death you could ever eat ? Perhaps you would. But there is one vital thing that I forgot to mention, which is that, this particular god, does not tell you about the muffins, or how they affect your afterlife, in fact it keeps the whole thing a big secret just to itself.

Then in that case, of course, you could not make the appropriate changes to your life, or save your soul anyway. In fact muffins, gods preferences and even that god, would not impact on your life at all.

The point is this. That a gods, souls, the afterlife etc. have no effect on anything, unless that god, or someone, tells you about it, and you therefore have some knowledge of god's cake prejudices. Making this the big difference between religion, which pretends to offer knowledge of god the afterlife etc., and none belief which does not. Which is why the difference between atheists, humanists, agnostics and even deists, is so small and unimportant by comparison, because none claim any knowledge of gods preferences, and it is the pretence of fake knowledge which makes all the big difference.

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It is exactly not knowing and I eat no muffins at all. On to that "save your soul" thing, I ask what are you being saved from? Also, how do you know you have a soul?

>Also, how do you know you have a soul?

When the order arrives from at lunch car on the soul train. Eat your chitlins.Have some corn bread with those collard greens.

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exactly, not knowing does not mean that I take other's beliefs in consideration to make choices.
Not knowing means just... Not knowing. And life continues with what is known.

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Blueberry! If you disagree, you should be stoned.

Yep my favourite too. Always with the pagans.

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That makes sense, as I have brought quite a few ladies close to heaven with my muffin.

The important thing with muffin dough, (as I am sure you know) is not to be too heavy handed or overwork it.

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