I was taking a walk in the evening, when the sun was starting to lose its ass-whooping momentum. I was wearing a yellow crop top and some tight 70's bell bottoms and I admit that I was camel-toeing just a little bit.
I let my hair go wild in the wind for just a wee second, before LO & BEHOLD... A Jeep with two frisky dudes slows down to my speed...successfully pissing off the traffic behind them.

The passenger was a bit younger than the driver,
"Hey, wanna smoke?" he asked without a care in the world.
I looked around, "Weed, right?" I laughed.
The driver was getting bitched at by the traffic, so he nudged at the passenger to shut up.
"I'm gonna turn back around, so stay there..." He instructed to me.
I nodded as he pulled off, to the relief of the previous traffic he held up.
I waited until they sped forward, then turned around to ditch behind a nearby bush and raced for the field behind my apartments.
Nope.