Some hardships are easier to deal with than others.
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That brings to mind a conversation I had with my 13 year old son on my Birthday.
He said "Dad, how come you always pick Biaggis" (An Italian Restaurant).
I said "Well first I picked Kochi" (A sushi place) and my mother said "I don't like that place".
Then I said "Then I picked flat-top grill", and my girlfriend said "I'm NOT going there on your birthday"
Then I said "How about Biaggis" and they both agreed.
Then I said "Did you learn anything son?"
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