Some hardships are easier to deal with than others.
 QuidamOutrepont
                                                
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                                                Sep 1, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    QuidamOutrepont
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Sep 1, 2019                                            
                                        Send this to sexual deviants, we love jokes like this!
 mooredolezal
                                                
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                                                Sep 1, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    mooredolezal
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                Sep 1, 2019                                            
                                        Really?
I've never seen a relaxed penis.
It's always pointing rudely and very, very demanding.
 Athena
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Sep 1, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    Athena
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Sep 1, 2019                                            
                                        Lol you wouldn't
I think that was the whole "point" of the comment Athena. It's a natural reaction, nothing within our control, and as you are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, I find it unlikely that you ever will. 
*blushing.
@Athena Now you've made me blush. My only question is how your mother knew at the time of your birth that you were going to be a goddess? And wise to boot! She must be quite perceptive.
That brings to mind a conversation I had with my 13 year old son on my Birthday.
He said "Dad, how come you always pick Biaggis" (An Italian Restaurant).
I said "Well first I picked Kochi" (A sushi place) and my mother said "I don't like that place".
Then I said "Then I picked flat-top grill", and my girlfriend said "I'm NOT going there on your birthday"
Then I said "How about Biaggis" and they both agreed.
Then I said "Did you learn anything son?"
 BD66
                                                
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                                                Aug 31, 2019
                                            
                                                
                                                    BD66
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Aug 31, 2019