1. Four legs.
2. Wet nose.
3. House-trained
4. Wagging tail
5. No fleas

1. Chocolate

I'm easy.

Smart, kind, not a Trumper ( which goes along with smart and kind I suppose), no addictions ( been there and done that, can't do it again) curious about the world and willing to learn new things, good sense of humor, able to indulge my passion for hours in a museum by either keeping themselves busy or tagging along with good grace

That they don't have a list of "must haves".

1. Open minded critical thinker (Should definitely enjoy independent thought)
2. Non religious and non spiritual
3. Honest and curt (acknowledges the lack of incentive to lie for a healthy relationship)
4. Strong willed and dependable
5. Independent financially and emotionally, where having a partner is a choice rather than a need.

Personally, I wouldn't put any physical / appearance based criteria as I strongly am of the opinion that no one chose their looks / appearance and can only do little about it.

#1. Free or low start up cost.

#2. High mileage per fuel ratio.

#3. Traverse diverse terrain.

#4. Large carrying and storage capacity.

#5. Nontaxable.

Low standards

Just one; that her standards are low enough that I already meet them.

Many more than 5, but here are some:

Intelligent
Feminist
Compassionate/kind
Atheist/Non-religious
Progressive/radical politically.

Non Republican
Environmentally aware
No religion or spiritual, (A connection with reality)
Have a nice laugh
Sexually adventurous

Kindness
High Emotional Intelligence
Intellectual
Financial Stability
Anti-racist/bigot

Five really is not enough. Somebody could be all of those things, but they also have to be honest, have integrity, like to travel, love nature, be a hard worker, be reliable, be respectful, have quiet confidence, be anti-chauvinist, have good manners, be thoughtful, playful, and on and on. Oh, and board games. I think my days of being with one who "doesn't want to play" are over.

Brains .
Empathy and compassion for humans and animals .
No drugs .
Soft spoken , not a bully , not demanding .
The rest are easy .

1. Honorable, meaning honest and has integrity
2. Trustworthy and trusting with loyalty in intimacy and romance
3. Thoughtful conversationalist regarding social and philosophical issues
4. Physically appealing due to healthy habits, lifestyle, non-smoker, good hygiene
5. Skepical, meaning not gullible, thinks for himself after hearing all sides of issues

1. respect; respect for other people and for solid evidence
2. empathy: empathy for other people and for wildlife
3. fun: must be able to have a good time, to take a joke. however they must know when it is time to be serious
4. to feel comfortable: we need to be 100% comfortable around each other, being akward is just not fun
5. Interest: to have similar interests, something we can talk about and relate to each other
   ( these are in no particular order, however they are all important)

1. Healthy lifestyle that includes fitness and cooking healthy food.
2. Good lover.
3. Kind and respectful.
4. Intelligent and educated.
5. Good sense of humor and conversational skills.

1. Alive
2. Human
3. Female

There’s no 4 or 5.

Loyal, honest, funny, smart, & GREAT in bed!

*Intelligent (not just very in depth knowledge of one subject)

*Strong willed (not stubborn but confident).

• Non-prejudiced (My first requirement should cover this, but it deserves its own spot.)

*Rational (Not a believer, not spitlritual, no homeopathy, healing crystals, Himalayan salt lamps, acupuncture, astrology, or pseudoscientific bullshit.)

*Honest (This is the big no-compromise issue.)

The person must be:

1. kind
2. energetic
3. interesting
4. tolerant
5. affectionate

i am not to pick

1. no religious b.s. keep to themselves
2. Smart, very important to me I like to have conversations.
3. Must my love my dogs, they are allowed in my bed to sleep!
4. Must love linux os.
5. actually like me and except who i am.

Integrity & honesty
Humor
Freedom from religion
Like to travel
Wise with money

They accept me for who I am. (That is the biggie)
Sense of humor.
Liberal both politically and socially.
Sexual.
Empathetic.

1. No tattoos
2. No whale tails
3. No tobacco spitting
4. No Moose antlers
5. Must have a brain
   All else is negotiable!

1 - Polydactylity - extra fingers make extra special caresses.
2 - Tourettes - nothing like random ticks and swearing to spice things up in the bedroom.
3 - Alopecia - I like ladies the way nature intended - completely hairless from head to toe
4 - Hypermobile joints. The risk of dislocating hips makes every shag a danger shag.
5 - Teeth filed into points. Just for the esthetics.

Intelligent but modest
Thoughtful/empathic - the ability to see people and situations beyond oneself
Compassionate
Chemistry - compatibility with me in my quirks and sensibilities including sense of humor, outlook on life, whatever