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Satan and I in Florida . We had great x , and back to work for both of us . He was given to me by the people who coordinate my schedule , I always sign my emails w a bat and since they know that I am an atheist , they figured , β€œ it had your name on ma’am β€œπŸ¦‡πŸ˜‚
No problem ! Hello Satan , welcome to the family β™₯οΈβœŒπŸ»πŸ˜‚
Hope everyone is doing well β™₯️

Pralina1 9 Dec 28
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Lol, til I saw your photo I thought you had somehow gotten hold of my ex. He’s still listed in my phone as Satan, 5&1/2 years laterπŸ˜‚. I’m glad to see it’s a lovely bat!

Haha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah ! Hey Carolina , that’s funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hahahahahahahahahahahah !!!!!!!πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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Ode of the Devil . . .

The devil and I make a handsome pair, together we have finesse, style and flair.
The christians are jealous, don't you see? Their god never smiles or laughs with glee!
The devil of course, may not really be, but Lucifer brings light for all to see!
As the devil roars past they frown and groan, walking in their sleep, the zombies moan.
The devil belts out a tune in his Dionysian way, they stick up their noses and turn away
They say the devil loves violence and gore, but they vote in their leaders, and fund the wars!
They say the devil is full of evil and sin, but look who it is, getting busted again.
Priests are celibate, that is true, so how do they get their rocks off when their balls are blue?
They accuse him of evil, but embrace John Birch, and who is it molesting all the children in church?
They blame the devil where they sup, he's a scapegoat whenever they fuck something up.
Evil Geezus was a piece of work you see, they claim he was a virgin at 33!
But I can't believe it once again, tell me who it was that hung out with just 12 men!
So devil's had his fill of it all and more, he's tired of being blamed and he's getting a pretty sore.
So all believers who won't let it pass, take your bull shit back and blow it out your ass!

I LOVE IT πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

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My littlest human would LOVE Satan!!!
We regularly look at bat videos on youtube.
Last year, for her birthday, I got her a blue stuffed one.
She named her Bella.
Happy New Year!!!

Bella and Satan , I bet u , better romance story than all we see around πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I missed u , and Satan loves u already . πŸ¦‡β™₯️β™₯️

@Pralina1 Glad you're back, and that you had a good trip! Missed you, too!

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I always thought Satan was FROM Florida ...

Right ???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

@Pralina1 Maybe he just retired there. Nice and warm, it reminds him of home ...

@The-Krzyz hahahahahahahahahahahah

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Why do bats have to be associated with Satan and evil? Bats are a very necessary and unique creature and need to be appreciated more. At least you didn't name the animal tRump!

U are right !!! For the same reason they associate me w darkness and evil at work , just Bcz I am an atheist ! My people ment well thou πŸ€— batts are useful . Might not much to look at , and might not sociable w humans , but neither am i , so β€œ Satan β€œ and I will be great friends to each other !!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

@Pralina1 If you have Netflix you might like the new series "Lucifer."

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You are definitely working that Elvira Mistress of the Dark vibe. Happy New Year to you and the bat.

Only u ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I hope everything is going well at YOIR end sir , I hope u are healthy and smilling 😍

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Beautiful Satan. Happy New Year.

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Satan is cuter and cuddlier than I imagined him to be and not a fire pit in sight. Florida is very hot though, I guess.

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If you like bats you might consider looking for some 1930s American glass pieces with the La Furiste etch on them. A friend of mine sold a set of stemware to the wife of Stephen King because she thought he would like the eerie reference. [chataboutdg.com]

β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ I ll check it . I hope u doing well , and I hope New Years to be great πŸ€—

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.....huh.

I have a visceral reaction to those mammals, since my previous house had an invasion of them one year with little critters somehow making their way down from the attic in the middle of the night and scaring the living shit out of my women (truth be told, I wasn't fond of them either). I had to take out a 401 loan and pay a guy a ridiculous amount of money to do an "exclusion", which he could only do after their breeding season, so it was an extra 6 months of nightly tension and wondering if this would be the night to hear flapping wings.

But I'm glad you're happy.

Your women? As in plural?

Sounds like you've left the best parts of this story out.

@BryanLV (Ex, now) wife & daughter. Not really.

The only live one I ever seen it was in Hawaii vacation 20 yrs ago . And it wasn’t a fun meeting either πŸ˜‚ I heard u !!!
I just like the idea of people been scared of them , hey , I work nights , I don’t do much w people , I work w blood , I see y they gifted me one πŸ˜‚

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Love your new travel buddy, glad you had a great time.

β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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Pralina is that a stuffed bat?

Yes it is πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡ my new companion apparently at home and car and work . In case short of mirrors ?πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡ I love him β™₯️
I am taking him to Ohio in February to see an NBA game and I promised him he ll go where ever the hell I go . ER included πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ™Œ

@Pralina1 that's awesome ! Good to see you smiling!

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That tell us how people appreciate everything you do. Glad you enjoyed your time off and now back on to saving the world again. Best wishes for the new year !!!

Same to u and yours MR nobody . Let’s stay β€œ Alive β€œ. Healthy . And hopefully w smiles πŸ¦‡πŸ™Œβ™₯️

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How ironic that Bat Lady is now in a war with the Bat Virus, COVID-19. Stay safe Hon, this world needs as many good people as possible.

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Adorable lil' feller. Kinda looks like a vampire bat.

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Cute pic with the bat, hope you have many fun and happy travels together!

I am planning to , thank u !!

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Nice picture πŸ™‚

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Actually funny.

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Glad you are having fun

bobwjr Level 10 Dec 28, 2019
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Nice!

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I read this and immediately read SANTA. I had to read it multiple times to realize it said SATAN.

Or is SANTA SATAN?

Food for thought.

SCal Level 7 Dec 28, 2019

Hell w Santa ! It’s Satan indeed , πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œβ™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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Hey pralina ! Haven't seen you in a while.. You look great with that long black hair 😊😘 say hello to Satan for me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I missed u too , give kisses to baby , I ll kiss Satan , everyone a great new year β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

@Pralina1 sure I'll kiss baby J, I kiss her all day long 😊😘😘 and pretty soon I'll be kissing another baby in about 8 months woohoo... 😱😊😜

@Cutiebeauty Wtf ! For real ??? Congrats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

@Pralina1 yes, for real... Aunt Flo didn't visit last month 😍😘

@Cutiebeauty β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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Nice pic of you and the bat. πŸ™‚

UNA fatsa , UNA ratsa !!!β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡ thank u !

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Love the photo....hope you and Satan had a ball!

We did ! And I missed u Ms Marion β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

@Pralina1 I was away at my son’s in England over Xmas...I’m only back myself. I had a really nice time too and was spoiled a bit by my family! Nice to be back home again too though....I like my own bed best! πŸ₯°

@Marionville so that means all music lovers here were deprived .
I am so glad u went home . I am smilling every x u r having good time . U are in my mind . I hope the new year is easy , healthy , and I hope u will still be generous and sharing your selections . U makes us feel , u make us remember , u makes us daydream , u make us think . β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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Awesome 😎

πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

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