Better dancer: Elvis or Jesus
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Gee, I dunno.......think I'll go with Elvis becuz actually a person.
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Dec 29, 2019
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Jesus had 12 men in his band...
nicknotes
Level 8
Dec 29, 2019
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And a couple really hot groupies too.
If Jesus existed in any version, and was Jewish, he could dance. It's part of Jewish tradition.
But Elvis did "black style" dancing..much sexier, and acceptable to white audiences.
birdingnut
Level 8
Jan 2, 2020
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Jesus. When the J-dude went to party, he made the alcohol. Elvis just shook his groin and plyed tbe guitar.
Beamdump2020
Level 4
Jan 1, 2020
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Elvis. Jesus would have been arrested if he danced like Elvis.
MrDMC
Level 7
Dec 29, 2019
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Have you seen the "Dancig Jesus" video? It's a hoot.
I'd have to say neither since I've actually watched a Jesus lizard in action as it runs and dances its way across water with barely a ripple AND on its hind legs only.
Plus since 'Jesus' has never been proven to actually existed then that alone rules him out and, in my opinion, Elvis was merely a 'manufactured' singer/star then, of course, the vote should go to the only REAL contender, the Lizard.
Triphid
Level 9
Dec 29, 2019
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"'We played the pipe for you, and you did not dance; we sang a dirge, and you did not mourn.' Matthew 11:17
Sounds like Jesus wasn't the dancing type, but rather suppossingly tried getting others to dance.
Word
Level 8
Dec 29, 2019
1
He got Mary Mag to do the twist.
Elvis! He was not a Fred Astaire but at least he existed!
Merseyman1
Level 9
Jan 5, 2020
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Well, Michael Jackson was clearly a better dancer than Elvis & walking on water is more impressive than moonwalking sooooooo Jesus for the win!
gNappyHead
Level 5
Dec 29, 2019
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My money's on Jesus in a fistfight vs. Gandhi
Paul4747
Level 8
Dec 29, 2019
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That's not dancing, that's macho crap.
@Beamdump2020 Equally hypothetical, though.
@Paul4747 This entire line of stuff is hypothetical. At least there's some evidence Elvis lived (but not any more). It's fun because it's camp.
@Beamdump2020 Exactly
Also, MLK could take both of them.
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