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Does it rain during rain dance practice? If it does not, how do you know you did it correctly? If it does.....why not just call practice...GEORGE CARLIN

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DanNastars 4 Jan 26
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Level 3

Rain dances always work, because you don't stop dancing until it rains.

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Level 7

It's a gamble. 💨

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Level 8

What are you talking about???

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Level 5

Carlin is the best.

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Level 7

LOL George Carlin came up with tons of funny shit

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Level 8

Need correct punctuation. I read it like you were wanting to call practice "George Carlin" instead of calling it "practice."

Here's the joke from his book. [books.google.com]

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Level 10

Carlin is awesome

bobwjr Level 10 Jan 27, 2020
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Level 9

I love George Carlin.

Me too!

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Level 9

That makes perfect sense to me.

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Level 8

I worship the Sun.

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Level 8

If I want it to rain, I wash the car. It seems to work every time. 😀

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Level 8

Wilhelm Reich made a machine that used orgone to bring rain. It was supposed to have worked in a test in Nevada, I think. I've always loved Kate Bush's song about the experiment, done from the perspective of Reich's young son Peter:

I always loved Kate Bush too!
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Level 7

It's not a practice if it rains. It's only a practice when it doesn't rain. The Lord works in strange and mysterious ways yadda yadda.

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Level 8

The English have our own rain dance. It is called cricket.

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Level 7

Hadn't heard that one. LMAO

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Level 8

I love George. This was the only bit he did with which I disagreed and even took issue. He never voted in elections and believed it was a waste of time. What would happen if everyone thought that?

Same thing that happens now, you get a choice between Pepsi or Coke, and wind up stuck with Trump.

What would happen if everyone thought that?
REVOLUTION

Thank you. It made me laugh. I still will vote. Butr it is something that I can connect with.
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Level 7

I love George Carlin! He spoke with truth and honesty but embellished by humor. The reality of a lot of the things he said are still quite true if not even more poignant today than they were back then.

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