Rules of egg collecting:
- Don't put the egg in your jacket pocket.
- If you do put the egg in your jacket pocket, don't forget it's there and then lean forward against a counter top.
- If you do forget it's there then lean forward against your counter top, and you hear a strange pop/crack noise, you will instantly realize that you ignored rule number one. Or, maybe you won't instantly realize this; but, when you stick your hand into your pocket--all will become clear.
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You can put eggs in your pocket. They just need to be scrambled first. No sunny side up eggs either. And if you walk around with a boiled egg in your pocket, you might get funny looks.
PondartIncbendog
Level 8
Mar 18, 2020
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Especially if its not your jacket pocket.
I once collected three eggs and made them into an omelet. It never even occurred to me to keep them in my pockets.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Mar 18, 2020
1
I'm one of those people who takes excess restaurant items home. Coffee creamers, butters, mustard packets, etc. Same rules apply.
BitFlipper
Level 8
Mar 18, 2020
1
Maybe it will be yellow, just a little less clear....yoke yoke...
Lol
HerbertNewsam
Level 6
Mar 17, 2020
0
Ha Ha. I left an egg in my pocket a couple of months ago. After I got to job and working.....I found it
twill
Level 7
Mar 17, 2020
1
Hopefully the egg had not been in there that long.
That would clear out a place with a stink.
That's how kangaroos give birth.
@BufftonBeotch No. I had just gathered it from my chickens before leaving for work that morning. It was fresh!
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