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Don’t laugh ...and don’t stick your damn mail in the microwave for disinfection! I’d heard that, trusted it.. and just burnt the (fuckin) holograms off two payroll checks. Gonna be real fun asking for new ones … as I doubt the bank would trust my explanation..

Varn 8 Mar 28
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Disinfection video:

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...but did anyone get it on video???. This is 2020. If nobody has it up on YouTube, it never happened.

No video, it was truly unexpected. I did watch it happen, though … gave a little poof of smoke - and that’s after I’d shut it off, apparently the metal was that hot! As mentioned, a couple ‘paper only’ envelopes had no problems … just my payroll checks.

Considered photographing the results, round burnt-out holes where the holograms had been … but didn’t want to send out TMI regarding their specifics.. It would make a cute facebook ..warning. For me, there won’t be a next time 😉

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Yeah, I just noticed that the prescription bottle I sprayed with alcohol now had a blackened label. At least the number is still legible.

Another casualty in our war on virus 🙂

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I'm spraying the envelopes with lysol spray.

I’m just looking at them, now. Those plastic windows concern me, as it’s said this virus can live up to 72 hours on such a surface.. I’d watched our mail deliverer carefully ‘pinch pluck’ an outgoing letter from my box, so obviously, they’re concerned, too 😕

@Varn good excuse to ignore all the annoying mail for a while.

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We will vouch for you to the bank. I suppose this is why masks are not zap as I suggested to myself.

Thanks. I thought if I’d have been able to explain it in person to a teller ..I might get away with it.. As is, they’re only doing drive up, so I’d have to broadcast my stupidity across several lanes! No thanks 😀

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Don’t laugh Yeah, like that's possible. 🙂

1of5 Level 8 Mar 28, 2020

Yah, I’m smiling, now… Believe me, this won’t end here.. I’ve a great network of local co-workers who feed on this kind of stupidity. Damn Holograms, though … the one’s without those did fine 🙂

@Varn one thing I'll always miss is using my co-workers stupidity for my entertainment.

You could tell them that peeps (mmmm, peeps) absorb viruses when heated (thats why they expand in the microwave) so it's importaint to set a peep on top of every check. 😉

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You just leave them three or four days before handling, or use rubber gloves and wash them with soap.

But high tec always works better don't it. LOL

I’ve tried ‘leaving them alone,’ but have ended up with small piles of mail tossed in my truck, a storage shed, and under the table.. Trying to remember how long each had been left there 😉 Thought I’d end any virus trace real fast this time! Shit - it was a smoke-detector moment ...after only 10 seconds!

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Did you really do that, or just giving us a laugh? lol

Yes - I actually did it… Sent an email to our bookkeeper, letting him know I’d done enough cussing for both of us … and he’s informed me new ones would be ready on Monday.. So, I’m that dumb

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dummy. I'm glad you did that and told me about it before I was that silly.

Silly? I thought I was being hygienic 😀

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