Perfect example why the thoughts in your head is just. Nothing more.

If this world had a "god" i don't want any part of it. Isn't the governments enough to deal with?

In the movie SUPERMAN Clark Kent flies so fast around the earth he rotates the world backwards in time to save Lois Lane who died in her car falling in an earthquake new ravine.......a gawd sort of answer to a death prayer.....to answer both prayers of the hunted and hungry the alleged gawd creator would need to reverse time to the first virus eating it's way into a food source and somehow force all life forms to be symbiotic with plants not feeling pain or being Venus Fly traps eating bugs..... in short the alleged gawd creator created predatory lifestyles and sexual promiscuity in species to breed more beings than are eaten by others hungry to eat and worst of all the religions that invented cannibal gawds where people eat other people shrink their heads as religious trophies.....not all religions prEy
...some 7th Day Adventists are vegans
.....two of them promised to fuck me if I proved their meat eating co-believers wrong.....mercenary sex ....of course I always say no to that shit

Hilarious. I'm stealing this. Great share!

ha well those amt to pagan prayers, prayers to Santa Claus tho

Ofcource you wouldn't cause his 'shues' would stink like 'Hell'!

This is why I pray to milk jugs. They give the same possible "yes, no, maybe" answer set. Very satisfying.

EXACTLY. "God wills it!".....sheesh

You're preaching to the choir here.

If David Attenborough was god, and , and some environmentalists seem to think that he is,he would side with the leopard as in all his wildlife documentaries the predator catches the prey.

Animals do not believe in a god anyway.

God: "That's why I created survival of the fittest! Ship those to accounting and I can go fishing."

It's "shoes," not "shues."

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