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How Atheist Eat Babies!

DavidLaDeau 8 Sep 16
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Prefer the boneless style of baby...you know those little bones what a pain! 🙂

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I'm reporting all of you to Qnon and get this site shut down .

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I can't do sandwiches or breaded anymore so perhaps roasted with a nice red wine marinade along with rosemary and garlic.

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I prefer them Baked in a marinade with Apples...very tender😂

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One bite at a time

" One Bite at a time, sweet Jesus"

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KETCHUP???!!! ON a Baaaby??..that's like Putting Ketchup on medium-rare Filet Mignon!!! Or Pineapple on Pizza!!!

Forgive me for my crude pallet.

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Some atheists are also vegetarian.

Would eating organic, corn fed babies be close enough? As I understand it we have to do this by the way.

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Only Irish Catholic babies.

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Pumpernickel and ketchup. Hmmm...? I think I would go with sourdough and spicy mustard.

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W. C. Fields used to say that babies were good with mustard. If you are around babies a lot you find out they have mustard of their own. 🙂

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LMAO great satire

bobwjr Level 10 Sep 17, 2020
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Using the pumpernickel is actually a fine idea but I prefer a Hardy 12 grain, in addition rather than ketchup I would use a barbecue sauce a little more spicy.

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I think athiests should only eat babies who have displayed a clear belief in some sort of religion. If it is an athiest baby, then I would not think eating it would further the cause of athiestm of total world conquest. Plus there might be a taste difference between say, a baptist baby and a catholic baby. What about a hindu baby? I am sure there are regional taste differences too in where the baby came from.

I do think scientific research should be conducted in this pivotal question of our pallet.

Mmmm.. Baby Vindaloo over saffron jasmine rice and fresh naan...yummy!

@Charlene

You are a touching upon a subject that is already sweeping youtube....lol
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I prefer stewed infant with carrots onions and potatoes with the meat falling off the bones . Shouldn.t this post be in glorious food group .

My mistake should I submit to the food network?

I see you're old-school traditional with your cooking!

@dkp93 Home style .

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I find eating Christian babies distasteful. What I mean is they don't taste good. In order to make a Christian baby tasty one must use so many spices that it just isn't worth the effort.

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If you don't have a gag reflex you can swallow them feet first like a snake.
Head first, if you find the crying annoying.

Tell me more about your no gag reflex...

@273kelvin I actually have a gag reflex, you just triggered it.

@Willow_Wisp Touche, nice retort.

@273kelvin I never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

@Willow_Wisp If I am disarmed it is your good self that has rendered me thus. I do not know whether plead the 5th or the 2nd amendment.

@Willow_Wisp Honestly with your wit I either want to marry you or more wisely avoid you for the rest of my life!

@Willow_Wisp What do you call an unarmed and legless opponent in a swimming pool?

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Some garlic, a sprig of rosemary, parsley, sage and some thyme. Put in the slow cooker, they cry less while coming up to temp.

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Ground, formed into patties, and smothered in provolone and parmesano cheese, you get Bambino Parmesano! I like it washed down with a nice Chianti!

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Awww cute. The bread is superfluous.

Mvtt Level 7 Sep 17, 2020
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Might work

Word Level 8 Sep 17, 2020
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