If you don't have a gag reflex you can swallow them feet first like a snake.
Head first, if you find the crying annoying.

I find eating Christian babies distasteful. What I mean is they don't taste good. In order to make a Christian baby tasty one must use so many spices that it just isn't worth the effort.

Ground, formed into patties, and smothered in provolone and parmesano cheese, you get Bambino Parmesano! I like it washed down with a nice Chianti!

I prefer them Baked in a marinade with Apples...very tender

KETCHUP???!!! ON a Baaaby??..that's like Putting Ketchup on medium-rare Filet Mignon!!! Or Pineapple on Pizza!!!

Pumpernickel and ketchup. Hmmm...? I think I would go with sourdough and spicy mustard.

I can't do sandwiches or breaded anymore so perhaps roasted with a nice red wine marinade along with rosemary and garlic.

One bite at a time

Some atheists are also vegetarian.

Only Irish Catholic babies.

Using the pumpernickel is actually a fine idea but I prefer a Hardy 12 grain, in addition rather than ketchup I would use a barbecue sauce a little more spicy.

I prefer stewed infant with carrots onions and potatoes with the meat falling off the bones . Shouldn.t this post be in glorious food group .

Some garlic, a sprig of rosemary, parsley, sage and some thyme. Put in the slow cooker, they cry less while coming up to temp.

LMAO great satire

I think athiests should only eat babies who have displayed a clear belief in some sort of religion. If it is an athiest baby, then I would not think eating it would further the cause of athiestm of total world conquest. Plus there might be a taste difference between say, a baptist baby and a catholic baby. What about a hindu baby? I am sure there are regional taste differences too in where the baby came from.

Awww cute. The bread is superfluous.

Prefer the boneless style of baby...you know those little bones what a pain!

The little girl is thinking, ' this is my slightly crazy atheist dad. What can I do?"

Like most atheists David, you know, I like babies, but I just can't eat a whole one."

Just a decade since you turned from the Dark Side to the Rebels on the side of light? What took you?

Might work

I'm reporting all of you to Qnon and get this site shut down .