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Okay and just for the sheer hell of it.
Christians say that EVERYONE who gets to Heaven also gets to stand at the Right Hand of God, correct.
Well, and my question/query IS this, IF that be so then how long will it take for the imbalance of Weight to cause Heaven to actually 'turn turtle' and ultimately capsize?

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Triphid 9 Mar 25
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Level 9

Lol, the THEME song of the Mythological Heaven that I would suggest should be, "Slipping and a Sliding" given that overbalancing may well be the order of the day....LOL.

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Level 8

Hmmm, so the assumption is that souls have weight? Is there gravity in heaven? What about wind? Do good 🦟 mosquitoes go there? If you have BO on earth, do you have BO in heaven? If I get seven virgins, is it 3 women, 3 men and a tranny for kicks?

So many things we’d like to know....so many things we will never know

If only we had better ways to use our time...

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Level 9

The term "the right hand of god" is an expression. If you stand at the right hand of god you are on the "good side" of god. Remember that the ancient world assigned doable things to different hands. You ate with the right hand, and you wiped your ass with your left hand, etc.

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Level 8

Normally it would take longer for it to flip since most Christians do not know their left from their right. We must also take into account that most Christians are fat and the time it would take to corral them onto the right side. So, if we calculate all the factors: it would take 666 seconds for heaven to capsize once everyone got onto the right side.

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Level 8

You must think there is a flat heaven. Besides according to revelations only 144,000 will enter heaven.

Well, even just 144,000 is definitely going to cause the balances to be weighed down heavily and cause them to imbalance badly....LOL
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Level 8

I think it might be close to the same number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.

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Level 9

Are you saying, that god is going to turn us into turtles ?

Nah, "turning turtle" is a very old Maritime expression I seem to remember, meaning to for a watercraft to tilt beyond the point of no return and capsize.
Jeez Louise, don't you reckon that good old, kind and loving Sky Daddy has hit us mere mortals with more than enough shit already?
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Level 8

I am offended by the Christian implication that standing to the right is better than standing to the left.

Guess which hand is my strong hand?

That's okay since I'm a 'leftie' ( left -handed) as well.
Numerous studies over decades have shown that those who are Left-Handed = Right side of Brain Dominant are more Creative, Inventive, Artistic etc, than those who are Right-Handed = Left side of Brain Dominant.
Ambidextrous people, such Leonardo Da Vinci for example, have the best of both sides of the brain world though.

@Triphid lefties rule!

@Canndue Especially since the 'Giving the Bird" gesture by rights SHOULD be done ONLY by using the LEFT hand and NOT the Right hand.
Since the left is considered as being the Sinisteri side of the person.
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Level 8

15 to 18 days, maybe upwards of 3 to 4 weeks, it's hard to tell. No construction barrels required. 🤭

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