Lol, the THEME song of the Mythological Heaven that I would suggest should be, "Slipping and a Sliding" given that overbalancing may well be the order of the day....LOL.

Hmmm, so the assumption is that souls have weight? Is there gravity in heaven? What about wind? Do good 🦟 mosquitoes go there? If you have BO on earth, do you have BO in heaven? If I get seven virgins, is it 3 women, 3 men and a tranny for kicks?

So many things we’d like to know....so many things we will never know

If only we had better ways to use our time...

The term "the right hand of god" is an expression. If you stand at the right hand of god you are on the "good side" of god. Remember that the ancient world assigned doable things to different hands. You ate with the right hand, and you wiped your ass with your left hand, etc.

Normally it would take longer for it to flip since most Christians do not know their left from their right. We must also take into account that most Christians are fat and the time it would take to corral them onto the right side. So, if we calculate all the factors: it would take 666 seconds for heaven to capsize once everyone got onto the right side.

You must think there is a flat heaven. Besides according to revelations only 144,000 will enter heaven.

I think it might be close to the same number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin.

Are you saying, that god is going to turn us into turtles ?

I am offended by the Christian implication that standing to the right is better than standing to the left.

Guess which hand is my strong hand?

15 to 18 days, maybe upwards of 3 to 4 weeks, it's hard to tell. No construction barrels required.