Penises are shrinking because of pollution warns scientists
Hot damn.....now Dad doesn't have to feel guilty.......for year he told me "ya just CAN'T get a great dane outta two fox terriers",
I read that testosterone levels are sinking due to additives in processed food resulting in small penises and low levels of sperm.
And, all the drugs pushed into farm stock is washing into the water and into our bodies
But at the same time, they’re making 12 and 13 year old girls look like they’re 25. Especially the additives in processed meats.
I suspect that my mother gave birth to me in a cold bath!
Well not just that.......Brains and intelligence as well.
It's the little things that count.
Only if they have super skliz...
Does this study bring into question whether lower birth rates are the result of education and contraception or low fertility? Probably not because progressive States have the lowest birthrate. Wait!! that means the stupidest States are reproducing more rapidly.
Is this a passive Aggressive ask for dick pics?
And sperm is being reduced. Mother nature is tired of telling us we need to stop breeding like rats and is taking strong action. Besides it's our own damn fault.
Perhaps by pollution they mean , the spoken or written word ? When I continuously hear , " Hi beautiful ." It means he's not telling me anything about himself . Or when the things he does tell me about himself makes absolutely no sense , and I point that out to him , he tends to sneak away with his , "tail, " between his legs .
Well, that might be one way to get something accomplished on climate change.
If there was ever a motivation that would move mankind to action.
I can imagine signs EVERYWHERE proclaiming to men, " Stop Climate Change or your Best and Closest, Life-long 'Friend' will shrink away to nothing."
Sales for Dildos, Vibrators, etc, etc, may well go "through the roof," literally if this keeps up ( or going down)....LOL.
Oh and WHAT about those poor Hookers, Call-girls, Rent-boys, Escorts and the like?
Jeez Louise, they'll all be out of a job and lining up for Unemployment Benefits won't they.
We need a new EPA - Enhanced Penis Act.
@Sgt_Spanky No doubt. This would be it.
Oops, well that does not count when it comes to young Henry, my 7 year old nephew so it seems.
Even as a new-born it was very, very obvious that he IS well endowed, either that or he has the trunk of a Baby Elephant where his penis should have been.
I don't know the penis size of any of my nephews... not even my son. I will reserve any comments. May be a Cultural thing.
@GipsyOfNewSpain I often had the 'opportunity,' so to speak, of changing his nappy/diaper from time to time.
Something I have done for my daughter when she was a baby and was also a part of the job when I was a nurse as well.
So, as you can guess, I've seen more than a few of the attachments/lack of attachments when it comes to both babies and Adult Humans in my time.
But, in all honesty, NONE has ever phased me as much as seeing Henry's attachment for the first time....LOL.
@GipsyOfNewSpain As long as you are happy with your own, that’s all it matters.
@Happycanuck When changing young Henry as new-born there was no need to measure anything at all, it WAS patently obvious.
@Triphid You reminded me... the mother of my son realizing he was big balled. I also remembered Navy bootcamp 1980 and granted I was a full grown 27 yr old man around these boys and we were Lucky our sister company, we did all training and classes together was a Female Company, only 2 female companies out of 12 companies in a División. So the Subject came in case of a burn victim penis will only be considered 2 percent.... and of course the Female company showed interest if there was a 3 percenter... and a loudmouth yelled... not Gipsy.... he is a 4 percenter... I didn't knew the fascinación on a man's size was multi Cultural. I always knew I was better than average but never was a Big Deal to me other than I could be confident of pleasing my Lady one way or another. Pleasure or Pain their choice... As you get older you Lose a few inches I guess nature equals at the end, reckon less blood getting up there. I never bragged, but it was the confidence and the Kudos of the other guys.... I don't even question if my son received the gift... he is 6'4" so I never felt the need of having that talk.... I am Just grateful that at 67 I never, ever seen a Cialis or Viagra. When the time come I guess I will be another client. I was born with the right Libid!!!! I will never MENTION THIS again.