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I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I have my solar Jesus...

#Jesus #solar
GeorgeRocheleau 8 Apr 28
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Level 9

Somebody was actually paid to design and build that piece of tacky old tat

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Level 10

WTF hilarious

bobwjr Level 10 Apr 29, 2021
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Level 7

That would scare the begeezus out of me.. running into that on a dark night.

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Level 9

Wishful thinking for those xians out there wanting their jeebus to light up their life.

I don't care, as long as they show me where the holes are in the dark.
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Level 7

I just appreciate the complimentary poem you’ve made for it.

Mvtt Level 7 Apr 28, 2021
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@GeorgeRocheleau haha @4:11

@Mvtt A plastic Jesus is like a plastic saddle.
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Level 8

Well delusional Christians always say Jesus is the light of their lives.

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Level 8

I'd love to have dozens of them all over my yard, and in the trees too !

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Level 9

Is that Harber Freight?
One year I got some bird and butterfly ones there.
Never saw a gebus

Tractor Supply, I think.
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Level 7

I MUST HAVE ONE ! ...... my sister and i do funny birthday presents, this will top all. i googled it.....nada. NAME YOUR PRICE, MY MAN !

YOURS TRULY,
A KIND OF STUPID PERSON

Couldn't find Jesus, would this work instead? [tractorsupply.com]

@GeorgeRocheleau ...thanks for this good thought , but no angel takes the place of jesus h. its kind of like soft porn vs hard porn. naked babes shot from the waste up,undulating on fancy 4 posters through guazy curtains is one thing, but its no substitute for a butt naked melissa monet rolling her eyes and screaming 37 times in a row. i needs da real thing lord.

@holdenc98 I know, it just isn't the same.
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Level 7

Why not, free capitalism, I am sure that there will be all kinds of stupid people competing to get one, hell it'll be better than the cabbage patch kids.

And have the same resale value.
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Level 9

Lighting your way but only if there was enough sun that day to charge the battery. lol

That's never a problem here.
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