OK, I'm going to give you another try.

1 - I was on the Jerry Springer show
2 - I was on Celebrity Appritice
3 - I was on The Daily Show

And by on I mean on camera

1. I made a speech in front of a large group of people
2. My dogs grand dam won her breed at Westminster
3. Jack Kevorkian's lawyer bought me a beer
4. I love to bake cookies and cake

1. my first bicycle was purple.
2. my first dogs name was Rusty.
3. i do out of body levitation.

1. I almost hit a drunken kid Rock with my car, and called him a *Dirty Hippie" as i drive off.
2. John Bon Jovi bummed a cigarette and a light off of me during his set at a concert years ago.
3. I got into a pushing March with former American Idol Reuben Studdard at Hartsfield-Jackson Airmort in Atlanta.

I saw something like this from a favorite game of mine. Life is Strange:Before the Storm...

1. Ferrets are the coolest little animals I ever met.

2. I have been to Geek Mecca and I know where it is. Or at least my version of it.

3. I will make a video game someday soon.

I'm British.
I did vocals for a death metal tribute to the first three Star Wars movie soundtracks.
I taught religious education at a religious school.

1. I once climbed the second highest mountain in my state, drunk, in the middle of the night
2. Jimmy John, of Jimmy John’s Sandwiches, got me drunk at a bar one night
3. I once grabbed a baby just as it was about to be run over in a supermarket parking lot at night.

1. since leaving my parents' home i never lived longer than 2 years in any one place.
2. i got my driver's license , aged 41.
3. i am ambidexterous.

1- I'm working towards becoming a voice actor
2- I have two dogs
3- I once broke my leg in a skiing accident

I spent a few hours with Kurt Cobain,face to face.

I invented a special tool for nail technicians.

I have been to Neil Gaiman’s house for a party.

Me and my family lived in an abandoned army barracks with the bike club my parents were in, claiming squatters rights.

I’m a Captain and instructor on a Boeing 747 jet
I have a weird allergy to red meat
I speak fluent Japanese

1. I'm A definite "nerd"
2. I am German born
   3.I'm a pothead

1. I used to be a Republican.
2. I am the daughter of a sheriff.
   3.i was a stripper for the Department of Agriculture.

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