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From the weird mind of Steven Wright.

  1. Every morning I get up and make a cup of instant coffee so I can have the energy to make a regular pot of coffee.

  2. Sponges live in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if they didn’t.

Sierra4 8 July 25

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I see Stephen Wright as kind of an off-the-wall twisted version of the SNL sketch, Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy.


"Someone broke into my apartment and stold everything I own and replaced it all with exact replicas."


Fact is, if sponges didn’t live in the ocean, it would be shallower due to lost displacement of water caused by their exit....🤔


Didn’t he have a road map that was full size?


Yeah, my mind works like that a lot. But I've learned to repress my "inappropriate" remarks most of the time.

mischl Level 8 July 25, 2021

if you ever teach a class pls sign me up 🙂


And he sits at his decaffeinated coffee table


a fave, "i went in a general store, they wouldn't let me buy anything specific"


Love Stephen Wright.


Saw him at the University of IL, and in Las Vegas.
He's one funny dude.

BD66 Level 8 July 25, 2021
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