From the weird mind of Steven Wright.
Every morning I get up and make a cup of instant coffee so I can have the energy to make a regular pot of coffee.
Sponges live in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if they didn’t.
I see Stephen Wright as kind of an off-the-wall twisted version of the SNL sketch, Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy.
And he sits at his decaffeinated coffee table
if you ever teach a class pls sign me up