Question

From the weird mind of Steven Wright.

Every morning I get up and make a cup of instant coffee so I can have the energy to make a regular pot of coffee.
Sponges live in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if they didn’t.

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Answer 1

I see Stephen Wright as kind of an off-the-wall twisted version of the SNL sketch, Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy.

Answer 2

"Someone broke into my apartment and stold everything I own and replaced it all with exact replicas."

Answer 3

Fact is, if sponges didn’t live in the ocean, it would be shallower due to lost displacement of water caused by their exit....

Answer 4

Didn’t he have a road map that was full size?

Answer 5

Yeah, my mind works like that a lot. But I've learned to repress my "inappropriate" remarks most of the time.

Answer 6

And he sits at his decaffeinated coffee table

Answer 7

a fave, "i went in a general store, they wouldn't let me buy anything specific"

Answer 8

Love Stephen Wright.

Answer 9

Saw him at the University of IL, and in Las Vegas.
He's one funny dude.


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