That all-time winner: "We can still be friends".

"I'm not breaking up with you, I'm setting you free."

Not quite breakup line but: “I won’t go out with you because I don’t want to be laughed at.”

"I love you, but I'm not in love with you" My translation of that is I'm a selfish and immature asshole and I have no idea what the f*** love is anyway.

"I love you too much." Two weeks later he was dating someone else. I guess he didn't have to love her.

"I've only slept with him a couple of times" 10 minutes after saying our relationship is rock solid.

we can be friends

The worst line I hear and hear all the time is "I can't help it - it is my genetics" (used as an excuse for their depression, alcoholism, obesity, diabetes, ect, ect) Why it is the worst - because it give the sufferer an excuse for doing nothing and just succumding to their fate and diseases.

You are too happy and positive and that's weird to me. I don't like it.

Personally? "You're too dominant"... LOL

3 months later I met my future husband who ran circles around him in every aspect.

"You were something I needed at the time." And with that, a decade of marriage went down the tubes.

My dog is my soulmate and she’s dying so I have to spend all my time with her. Edited because I remembered how weird it was.

Wow bored with you
Must have really worked that out after all this time
The mind won

My neighbor's HS boyfriend told her he'd just heard Freebird on the fm radio, and he has to be free.

Not a line, per se... but I had someone break up with me on Valentine's Day, via email. It was so pathetic that all I could do was laugh and shake my head about it.

Not that I put any weight on Valentine's Day, personally, but it just added to the ridiculousness of the entire situation-- if a person has such little regard for someone they care for, as to just email them about an important issue in the relationship? It was probably a bullet well-dodged, to be honest.

You gotta go, you’re cramping my style.

"I need a relationship with Jesus right now."

"You don't give me what I need".....

It's been fun and it's been real, but it hasn't been real fun.

Wow... I just move to another country or at least to another state. When my wife asked me for a divorce after 17 yrs, because of infidelity from my part, we were in Florida so instead of trying to work it out, I negotiated unacompany tour to Germany and told her to work out the legal separation and the divorce, 2 years later, we got divorced, my Dannish fling in Crete that cost me the divorce, came to see me in Germany, my 2 year German GF was terminated because I returned to CONUS and eventually she came to see me in Miami but I was not going back to Deutchland. My Ukranian GF I opted not to move to the west coast, my american GF in DC, I moved to Jacksonville FL. All ended with a friendly hug and a posibility to restore things since never was animosity. I am a Great EX by humanity standards. I am still in contact via FB with all. Only one that may Hate my Guts is the ex wife. But who's counting? ...or minding? Your heart must have and on and off switch. The right woman one day will melt the damn thing but until then... A escape route is in my pocket because a moving target is never an easy target. Of course me being me... Because I am in the area, I hang out and go dancing with my ex from DC but... I never go back or repeat. Once is over is over... friends or nothing. Funny thing, they all missread me, thinking I will go back to the Danish Flame, or to the wife, or the German GF, or this GF or that GF. I never go back to anything!

"I'm bored with you"... Whaoo.... Not cool. On the other hand, would you have rather get this type of news later in the game?

I am scared

We've been married for so long I want to try other women.

"You will make someone a great wife". Believe it or not, I have heard that one more than once.

Oh my gosh, @carla78! I mean, I guess it was honest ( ? ), but so harsh. Ouch.