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Newsflash! Jesus has resurrected a second time! I know this because yesterday, I saw a huge expensive billboard next to a church that proclaimed, "Jesus, live on stage!"and advertised a play.

I wonder why they pay Jesus to appear live on stage or if it is gratis? Does he resurrect each day just before show time, or is he back for good?

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Gwendolyn2018 9 Nov 2
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Level 7

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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@Gwendolyn2018 Being bad feels pretty good!!!! LOL.

@Gwendolyn2018 Really bad!! You should have seen a few reactions I had to the ones n the left and the cross and boomerang one in second pic.
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Level 8

You know what's stuck in my head now? "Jesus Christ, Superstar".

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Level 9

You never know. He was only dead for less than 3 days and the religious want us to cry about this.

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Level 8

How can that be? Jesus showed up right on time today and mowed my lawn. I said buenos dias to him (he's from Ecuador and doesn't speak much English), and he waved back. Oh, and because this is the first Tuesday of the month, he brought his wife (Maria) to trim the booshes.

Smartass...

@Gwendolyn2018 Oh no, Jesus is VERY mercenary. No tickee no laundry. Hey, he's got kids to feed.
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Level 7

I wonder how many gold pieces he charges for such a performance.

BeJeezus, I always thought he worked for free, including the water into wine magic show.... This inspires so many take off jokes on this from Monty Python's Life Of Brian......

Unfortunately, many of these folks wouldn't know Jesus, even if he actually existed, if he came up and bit them on their pecker or their ass, depending on their gender...

He doesn't charge gold. His going rate is 30 pieces of silver per performance.

@anglophone Seriously, I meant to say "silver". I'm always good for ruining a joke. 🙂
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Level 10

It's a miracle lol

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Level 8

Here it is...

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Level 8

I knew there was something to that nagging feeling that I missed noticing something, SNARK! I wonder if he has to hole up in a tomb between shows?

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