Marriage is like a yard sale. It looks good at first glance. But, up close, it's just a bunch of shit that I don't need.
I love yard sales but marriage I can do without. I alway seem to find little special things that stand out, not at all of them but there are some where you feel like you hit the jack pot. You haven't found that special "find".
 mistymoon77
                                                
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                                                Apr 23, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    mistymoon77
                                                
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                                                Apr 23, 2018                                            
                                        "Dating" is the new "Yard Sale".
I want to get this tattooed on my forehead, backwards, so I can read it every time I look in a mirror!
 AnneWimsey
                                                
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                                                Apr 22, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    AnneWimsey
                                                
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                                                Apr 22, 2018                                            
                                        I would argue it depends on your approach to yard sales. If you randomly drive around, sure. But if you know what you need, look in the paper for possible locations, you are far more likely to have a satisfiying experience. Or at least have fun while looking. 
 vmfreesoul
                                                
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                                                Apr 22, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    vmfreesoul
                                                
                                                Level 4
                                                Apr 22, 2018                                            
                                        Yes!
LOL! So true! But the lure of having a companion, and hopefully someone who will care if you die or not is tempting.
 birdingnut
                                                
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                                                Apr 22, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    birdingnut
                                                
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                                                Apr 22, 2018