Question

So apparently it's the rapture tomorrow, I'll be sleeping post night shift so I'll probably miss it all!

Josephine 7

Answer 1

Is it at a specific time? I was hoping to be at the right place to claim an abandoned car or home.

Answer 2

Really? No one tells me anything!

Answer 3

Again? How many raptures have been predicted in the last 2000 years?

Answer 4

Cross posted from the memes group here: [agnostic.com]

Answer 5

Just Tivo it and watch the replay. Or just wait for the next one which I'm sure will be in another 3 years or so.

Answer 6

Don't worry I'm sure NASA and the government will cover it up....

Answer 7

I'm filling inflatable sex dolls with helium in preparation.

Answer 8

If you miss this one, they'll come up with another! (& another, & another)

Answer 9

This should be the 69th rapture I've lived through.

With all that practice, you'd think they get it right by now......

Answer 10

Time to hide your cars, bars and guitars...

Answer 11

Gosh darn it and just when I was getting used to this 'life/living' thing!

Answer 12

Need more popcorn! Do you think a grappling hook would work?

Answer 13

Oh good. It'll mean a quiet day at work.


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