I say "fuck me gently with a chain saw" quite often, as well as "jesus fucking christ".

I can’t wait until the first option on auto complete when I press “f” is fuck. It really should just always be an option.

"Jesus shit fucking christ" is my go-to as a more severe form of "dammit" but I hope to god (lol) that I don't ever let it slip off my evil tongue around my religious family.

This thread has been de fucking lightful.

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" has always had a nice fucking ring to it.

i don't give a flying fuck is one of my faves lol

One of my favorites my grandpa used to say, "Well shit fire and save the matches."
My language level = Sailor

Yep, "Jesus fucking Christ" is my favoured curse of choice too! Cursing needs to feel visceral to be satiating, and JFC gets the job done for me! ?

Fuuuuuck is my personal fav..then add whatever else happens to fall into place..btw Jesus Fucking Christ is one of my go to cusses as well..lol..though sometime I'll add an H, between Jesus and Fucking..

I prefer the classics. Jesus fucking christ!.... What the actual fuck????.... Mother fucker! Nothing like the oldies but goodies.

I rarely swear or cuss these days, but many years ago whilst working as a mechanic I was having great difficulty undoing a locknut on a track rod end. Despite significant application of heat and a large extension bar over my wrench I was becoming somewhat frustrated and when the spanner slipped I shouted at the car "You miserable, mis-beggoten, cock-sucking son of a syphilitic camel. If you don't start to behave I will remove your delicate parts with a rusty spoon"
At that point I turned around to see a rather well to do, elegantly dressed middle-aged woman standing behind me. I apologised profusely for my outburst, to which she replied, "No problem. I must remember that for the next time my husband pisses me off - it's the best thing I have heard in ages.

I swear so much that I wrote about it in my bio! Didn't want to catch anyone off guard, but I'm so glad I'm not alone and I'll look back to this thread if I need any new words in my repertoire!! Lol

Holy Bejesusmotherfuck

Yup, love to swear. Fuck, shit, dammit. Jesus Fucking Christ is a favorite. Goddamn it. I've also taken to saying re-cock-ulous this days, because re-dick-ulous just doesn't cut it.

1. Feckin hell
2. fuck me runnin'
3. motherfucker
4. kiss my entire ass...& pack a lunch, its an all day job.
5. 2 bit, jumped up cock slobber

Not necessarily in that order but definitely with a southern US accent

I tell people that I speak two languages. When they ask what languages,I day Southern and Profanity.

Jesus Christ bananas, Jesus Fucking Christ, son of a bitch.

Apparently I said goddamnit a lot, when my daughter was 2 she dropped something and calmly looked up at me and said it. Oops.

Christ on a bike

For me, not so much a 'cuss' word, but phrase.?

"What in the blueberry fck muffins is this?!"
"What kind of Mickey Mouse sht is this?!"
"Hold my Kool-Aid while I unf*ck this mess."

Of course, I have to censor myself at work, but I do say this in thought or on social media replies just like this.
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I lean on the ol' Jesus fucking Mary in the ass quite a lot and sometimes the variation Jesus fucking mary on a bicycle.

JFC, is the commonest one I use; usually mumbled to myself when frustrated.

Fuck yea.

Yep goddammit is still among my favorite words. Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch, holy fucking Moses. Fuck and goddamn are both just gorgeously cathartic and versatile.

I almost always tie it to religion in some way. I'm as blasphemous as possible. I do almost always add an H to your first phrase, Jesus fucking H Christ. I'm also a fan of Jesus Harold Christ. And Christ in a 3-way (with mom and dad, implied). And holy shit. And God Alfucking Mighty.

Etc.