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I have to confess-I gave to the church today 😟

In my defense there were DONUTS involved!

Working in my garden kid from next door comes over. Her name is Genesis (yup!) Very religious family. Church goers, no Halloween for the kids....
I figured it might win me a point in my feud with her Grandma, been going on 20 years. Only last month I called the police on them - again - because they abuse their dog.

Anyways..the church got my $$ and I will be getting donuts!!
Please forgive my sin....I am weak.

AmiSue 8 Apr 28
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9

There can be no sin when donuts are involved. 😁

7

It’s not a sin if donuts are involved

7

You could reframe this as your providing an example of kindness and generosity that this child might use to reconsider her family's absolutist world view. And, come on, DONUTS

7

Gotta get the donuts

6

I think you get a automatic pass if donuts are involved

6

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak!

6

So you bought a few donuts, big deal, I have given to some Church pet projects that are being done to actually help someone. I don't donate just to line their coffers but to help others, Im up for that. I think we all do from time to time and I see nothing wrong with what you did.

5

No need to be forgiven, especially when donuts are involved.

5

Wheres the sin? Its just supply and demand.. enjoy.

5

There is redemption in donuts

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I see nothing wrong with that! I mean... DONUTS are involved.

Duke Level 8 Apr 28, 2018
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Ok, I agree re Halloween, so one point for that family,
Genesis could have been Neon Genesis and been more interesting, 0 points
Dollars for dough noughts = no problem, 0 points
Animal cruelty, you have my forgiveness if you exterminate them. so minus infinite points for them
you win.

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Careful that Grandma does not add a little something to your order. Christians can be a spiteful lot. Lol

3

If you are going to sin it should be for donuts.

3

So we know your price. You can be bought with a dozen donuts....

3

Well... so long as there were donuts.......

3

No need for absolution, you are simply being a generous human!
How is job hunting going?

@AmiSue would you cold call or is that too demeaning?

3

No shame in that especially because you may be able to help them understand that abusing their dog is wrong.

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Please remind Grandma that dogs are part of her god's creation, too, and should be cared for. And we forgive you for the donuts! Enjoy πŸ™‚

dkp93 Level 8 Apr 28, 2018
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Forgiven donuts rule!

Coldo Level 8 Apr 29, 2018
2

Donuts are good. They relieve stress.

They can be fossilized and used as christmas tree ornaments.
A few coats of polyurathane will be required to exceed more that two years of use.

Great gifts. Especially when decorated as min-wreaths.

Burning the neighbors' houses is a big step. You must plan for your alibi.
Remote detonation via net ip-scrub sites is the way to go.

Good luck.

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No, you are unbias

2

Say 150 hail nary-ies in repentance

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Sounds more like capitalism than sin. Hope they tasted great!

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Some people will do anything for donuts. Were there any maple glazed? My fav.

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