I have to confess-I gave to the church today 
In my defense there were DONUTS involved!
Working in my garden kid from next door comes over. Her name is Genesis (yup!) Very religious family. Church goers, no Halloween for the kids....
I figured it might win me a point in my feud with her Grandma, been going on 20 years. Only last month I called the police on them - again - because they abuse their dog.
Anyways..the church got my $$ and I will be getting donuts!!
Please forgive my sin....I am weak.
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You could reframe this as your providing an example of kindness and generosity that this child might use to reconsider her family's absolutist world view. And, come on, DONUTS
ladyprof70
Level 7
Apr 28, 2018
4
So you bought a few donuts, big deal, I have given to some Church pet projects that are being done to actually help someone. I don't donate just to line their coffers but to help others, Im up for that. I think we all do from time to time and I see nothing wrong with what you did.
misstuffy
Level 7
Apr 28, 2018
3
No need to be forgiven, especially when donuts are involved.
Browneyedlady
Level 7
Apr 29, 2018
4
Wheres the sin? Its just supply and demand.. enjoy.
BucketlistBob
Level 8
Apr 28, 2018
4
Ok, I agree re Halloween, so one point for that family,
Genesis could have been Neon Genesis and been more interesting, 0 points
Dollars for dough noughts = no problem, 0 points
Animal cruelty, you have my forgiveness if you exterminate them. so minus infinite points for them
you win.
Rugglesby
Level 8
Apr 28, 2018
3
Careful that Grandma does not add a little something to your order. Christians can be a spiteful lot. Lol
Science-guy
Level 8
Apr 28, 2018
3
If you are going to sin it should be for donuts.
Lifesgood208
Level 5
Apr 29, 2018
2
So we know your price. You can be bought with a dozen donuts....
Desertkatt
Level 5
Apr 29, 2018
2
No need for absolution, you are simply being a generous human!
How is job hunting going?
Gripster31
Level 5
Apr 29, 2018
2
@AmiSue would you cold call or is that too demeaning?
Donuts are good. They relieve stress.
They can be fossilized and used as christmas tree ornaments.
A few coats of polyurathane will be required to exceed more that two years of use.
Great gifts. Especially when decorated as min-wreaths.
Burning the neighbors' houses is a big step. You must plan for your alibi.
Remote detonation via net ip-scrub sites is the way to go.
Good luck.
JacarC
Level 8
Apr 29, 2018
2
Sounds more like capitalism than sin. Hope they tasted great!
Sheitelhau
Level 5
Apr 29, 2018
2
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