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A farmer wonders how many sheep he has and he asks his sheep dog to count them. The dog runs into the field for a few minutes, and then runs back and says “40”. The farmer replies “Impossible, I only bought 39.” The dog says “I know, I rounded them up.”

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ebdb 7 Apr 28
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Level 5

That’s very funny!

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Level 7

Haha!

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Level 7

Is that the movie where Woody Allen is walking down the street...with someone, and he says, "You know, being bisexual immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ?

@Daco2007 lol....
i forgot...it's been a while since i saw that one.

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Level 9

Hahaha!

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Level 7

A cowboy is leaning against a fence. A cow walks up to him with the cowboy's Bible in its mouth. The cowboy says, "It's a miracle!" The cow looks at him and says, "Not really. Your name was on the inside cover."

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Level 7

Pollyesther says, FUNNY!

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Level 7

Lol

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Level 8

More, please

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Level 8

Very good

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Level 8

BOOO

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Level 8

Hahahahahaaha

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Level 8

BOOOOOOO!

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Level 8

That one hurt......lol

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Level 8

I like it.

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Level 6

Baaaa...d

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