Who gives a fuck?

If a God existed, it would clearly be one who really enjoyed irony and cruel humor. Not surprisingly, life is full of irony, at least the way I and most thinking, intelligent people see it. So those who cannot understand or appreciate the frequent irony in life are asleep while awake, or just not paying attention, unless they are just too fucking stupid to even get the concept in the first place... They are also unlikely to be able to understand humor, unless it is the most simple and base forms of it.

"In my professional opinion, you might consider a heavier gauge nail considering my mass."

Try to make a living and they nail you with tax