There is a church about a mile down the road from me. It has been sold at least twice in the almost 14 years I've lived here, and I assume Seventh Day Adventists were the last purchasers as they have church on Saturday. I see children and teens walking past my house on Saturday regardless of the weather; there can be snow on the ground, and there they go.

The marquee reads, "Home of god." However, since they put up a high metal fence around the parking lot/church with gates which are locked when there are no services, I am assuming that god is not hanging around to watch the premises. It's kinda funny as this is a low crime area.

So much for putting trust in god.