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Reasons why fried chicken is better than Jesus...

snytiger6 9 May 18
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Yes, but we will not like the chicken when it comes back in 3 days. It will be worse than a zombie.

Of course there is a movie -

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead - Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.

[imdb.com]

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Colonel Sanders spawned a cult.

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A man eating chicken sounds frightening. Religion is based on fear. It's all a stretch.

Believe me. If someone fell down in a chicken yard and were incapacitated, chickens would.

Those little beasties do not give the first fuck, and they are ruthless.

@BufftonBeotch You mean that they don’t give a cluck? 🀣

Yeah, chickens are ruthless. My sister has some living on her regenerating forest and they take out the mice and rats no problem.

My niece saw them in action, she found it quite traumatic.

@Zealandia Not sure where you are but in the US we have certain eggs cases marked as "from vegetarian chickens."
I have had to tell people that means a chicken who has never seen the sun or felt the grass and is probably de-beaked and in a cage where they have never stood up.

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But did the chicken die for our sins or just because we were hungry? Context matters! I'm not worshiping the chicken until I know it's got my back, spiritually speaking.

I believe chicken is soul food.

Of course, we all have the original sin, don't you know that? Now kneel and do the chicken dance.

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