This is an awesome story. Jesus. This is fantastic. Where was this?

PT Barnum. There is a sucker born every minute.

(And there are many here who are god fearing Christians... pass the plate! Lol)

It's super gross in general.

Obviously the term "Semitic Jew" is lost on these people. What dumb-asses!
I wish I had a photo of the billboard seared into my memory from 25+ years ago when I was in grad school. It was in the heart of dear ol' Alabama. A rendering of Jesus with his arms stretched out wide. Below him were a half-dozen smaller people representing "sinners" of various types--drug addicts, gang members, unwed mothers, etc. Sure enough, not only were these people all much smaller than "our lord and savior, Jezuss!," but every single one was a person of color, while Jesus was glowingly lily-white with electric blue eyes and platinum blond hair. I involuntarily laughed out loud when I saw it; so absurd! How do grown people believe such sh*t?

they were going to the tanning booth

Gotta love religion! The opiate of the masses. People want and need to be fooled. Thank goodness for the few that escape its clutches.

Brown Jesus, black Santa, people are so touchy.

Haha, I honestly didn't realize there are people who don't understand that their Middle Eastern Jewish Messiah wasn't of European descent. I get that European art depicts him that way, because most people in Europe during the Renaissance had never seen someone from the Middle East, but to think that's actually what he looked like and to get angry when someone explains otherwise is truly astounding.