Then there;s this one; (heard it this AM....laughed out loud!)

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes…
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Surely you’ve heard the old joke:

Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, the friend’s cat discovers Roys new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy goes ballistic. The friend, feeling very bad, has a dilemma: he has two cats. One of the cats enters the room at that moment. The friend then asks: Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?

In case you forgot the old song; here you go!

Chatanooga Choo Choo
Song by Glenn Miller Orchestra
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Hi there Tex, what you say
Step aside partner, it's my day
Bend an ear & listen to my version

Of a really solid Tennesse excursion

Pardon me, boy
Is that the Chattanooga choo choo?

Yes yes track twenty-nine
Boy, you can gimme a shine

Can you afford
To board the Chattanooga choo choo

I've got my fare
And just a trifle to spare

You leave the Pennsylvania Station 'bout a quarter to four
Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore
Dinner in the diner
Nothing could be finer

Then to have your ham an' eggs in Carolina

When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar
Then you know that Tennessee is not very far

Shovel all the coal in
Gotta keep it rollin'

Woo, woo, Chattanooga there you are
There's gonna be
A certain party at the station
Satin and lace
I used to call "funny face"

She's gonna cry
Until I tell her that I'll never roam
So Chattanooga choo choo
Won't you choo-choo me home?

Chattanooga Chattanooga
Get aboard
Chattanooga Chattanooga
All Aboard

Chattanooga Chattanooga
Chattanooga choo choo
Won't you choo-choo me home?
Chatanooga Choo Choo

Source: LyricFind