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Just say no to Atheist Toast..!

FrostyJim 8 Feb 21
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That looks yummy!! I must be hungry for a Satan sammich!!?!πŸ˜‹

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This seems to be a mental issue.

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I don't want no devil toast. Just say crostiNO

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Someone misspelled Santa, what a hoser….🀠

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Even worse, the atheist might offer you marmite on toast. That’s definitely a food of Satanic origins.

#saynotosatanicmarmiteontoast

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Well, an atheist doesn't believe in God, so even less in Satan, logically. If the creator doesn't exist, the creation won't be there. How come those people fail to see this simple logic?

Because the likes of Pastor Alex Love are disastrously short of cognitive ability.

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Wait, I see Jesus...

Visions of a dog's ass end come to mind ...

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Pastor Alex is obviously a fucking moron. Atheists don't believe in Satan any more than they believe in God.

Notwithstanding the absurdity of this toast post, it is disturbing. This so-called Christian's aim is to paint atheists as underhanded, conniving, malicious, agents of evil. He intimates that anyone who exercises their own critical thinking faculties is a dangerous and malignant enemy. Not only is he greatly mistaken, he's also ignoring a basic precept of his own religion: "Judge not lest ye be judged."

Given the current political climate in the USA, the rise of Christian nationalism, this is reason for concern. If this is the kind of rot that pastors are feeding their flocks today, what's next? Concentration camps?

Pastor Alex appears to be a satirical account mocking religion.

It’s easy to see how the post could be seen as serious, given the outlandish stuff some religious people distribute.

He sent this update:

[twitter.com]

As of late, there have been terrible terrible rumours circulating on the internet that I am not a Pastor and that I am only pretending to be a Pastor.

Here is my OFFICIAL PASTOR CERTIFICATE that I hereby put on PUBLIC RECORD.

Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle πŸ™πŸΎ

@Zealandia Nicely spotted!

Pastor Alex is a satirist and this was a joke.

@FrostyJim ok, that's good.

@FrostyJim, @Zealandia Thanks for the heads-up. Sure fooled me.

@Flyingsaucesir Check your sources.

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