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My county has declared a State of Emergency for Monday. Why? My granddaughter tells me it is because Jesus is coming from behind the M oon and taking all the good believers with him. Oh, great! I told he we better say good-bye now.
And wHo will harvest the two million apple trees in the Fall?
I'll talLk to you all on Tuesday!.

Spinliesel 9 Apr 6
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Believers never think of their own book telling them that no man knows the time or the hour. They continue trying to trap others into this by spreading nonsense.

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Are you by chance from Montgomery, Alabama?! 🤠

No, Wayne County, New York

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There are too many nutters and way too many wanting to believe.

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You’d think these clowns would win more Darwin awards then they do…..🤷🏻♂️

That reminds me that the Darwin awards each year seem to be lacking in women candidate.

@Spinliesel Well step up your game if you want one so bad!?!!🤠

@Spinliesel 😇

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Looking forward to the update!

Alex Jones claimed the federal government is using the eclipse as a practice run for declaring martial law.

The poster child for evolution!!😇

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Many believe the eclipse will bring about great changes to the Earth and/or humanity. It's nothing beyond the typical nonsense surrounding any event.

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Please, if only. Let them all go to their Valhalla. Can't they'd do the Jonestown thing...

Valhalla has much stricter requirements than the moon. I have the tattoo with the Norse law (in old Isl;andic) on my back. It says "He who lives without discipline, dies without honor "

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I should offer a service, that if you pay me $250 now, I will make sure your pets find good homes post rapture. It is a non refundable fee if you don't get raptured? Will I find any takers?

Great business idea! Much success to you! I don't do rapture. Too exhausting.

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