My county has declared a State of Emergency for Monday. Why? My granddaughter tells me it is because Jesus is coming from behind the M oon and taking all the good believers with him. Oh, great! I told he we better say good-bye now.
And wHo will harvest the two million apple trees in the Fall?
I'll talLk to you all on Tuesday!.
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Are you by chance from Montgomery, Alabama?! 
Aaron70
Level 8
Apr 7, 2024
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No, Wayne County, New York
You’d think these clowns would win more Darwin awards then they do…..
Aaron70
Level 8
Apr 7, 2024
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That reminds me that the Darwin awards each year seem to be lacking in women candidate.
@Spinliesel Well step up your game if you want one so bad!?!!
Please, if only. Let them all go to their Valhalla. Can't they'd do the Jonestown thing...
racocn8
Level 9
Apr 6, 2024
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Valhalla has much stricter requirements than the moon. I have the tattoo with the Norse law (in old Isl;andic) on my back. It says "He who lives without discipline, dies without honor "
I should offer a service, that if you pay me $250 now, I will make sure your pets find good homes post rapture. It is a non refundable fee if you don't get raptured? Will I find any takers?
HippieChick58
Level 9
Apr 6, 2024
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Great business idea! Much success to you! I don't do rapture. Too exhausting.
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