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If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there's a one in three chance you're being used as a napkin.

By Duke8
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9

Dude, don't be giving away secrets like that.

Condor5 Level 8 May 8, 2018
8

LOL

KKGator Level 9 May 8, 2018
7

Okay I'm taking names down.

That's what sleeves are for! (or jeans) or NAPKINS!

eww... I'm squicked.

RavenCT Level 9 May 9, 2018
7

Guilty....

6

Are you giving away trade secrets?

BeeHappy Level 9 May 9, 2018
6

Theres gonna be more hand smacking in my world now

@Duke I'll remember that If I ever get to the actual date stage again ?

@Duke ha! Good point

6

Eww?

RavenCT Level 9 May 8, 2018
6

Hahahaha! Did he just change the oil, or fix the brakes?...

6

Lol sadly true

5

Depends on how much brylcream you have in your hair - you may be being used as a grease gun!

Brylcream, they still make that?!

@Emme ROFL you obviously haven't admired my mug shot otherwise you would know that I haven't got a clue. I use coconut oil to polish! ??????

4

Ewwww! Lol. I love that feeling and used to encourage my kids to play with my hair. When I was married I tried to get him to brush my hair a few times....he looked at me like I was weird.

@SACatWalker that's what I thought as well. Live and learn! I was pretty young when we met and got married. I know what I want and what to look for and what to avoid now.

4

Be careful, if you do that to her there is a 1 in 1 chance she will use your pillow case for the same reason. smile008.gif

Indeed, PA is contagious, then it never ends. BTDT never again. If I so much as smell that will annihilate you as I've had to deal with the sneakiest and most wicked of PA people that you would NEVER want to meet!
Miss me with that shite!

4

I have never done this!

...that wasn't righteous indignation. I'm just not clever enough to have thought of it! ?

4

You lose your man card for revealing that secret! LOL

@Duke I suffer from a bit of OCD myself, but it gets me appreciated, maybe, never laid! More power to ya, bro!

@Duke. LOL

@Duke If I ever have to get mine renewed. I am shit out of luck. My old truck doesnt make up for pink being my favorite color.

3

Hahahaha! ?

Jakinase Level 5 May 9, 2018
3

Have you seen my hair? Poor choice for a napkin. Shoulda used my shirt.

3

What I wouldn't do for a guy like that, let the dog lick the steak before it goes on your plate maybe.... Passive aggression is the sexay...

Qualia Level 8 May 9, 2018
3

or your a dog

3

A masculine napkin????

Stevil Level 8 May 9, 2018
3

He also is not bald ???

VAL3941 Level 8 May 9, 2018
2

C'mon dude, as if our reputation isn't bad enough already !! (Also so damn funny ???)

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What are the other possibilities? smile001.gif

1

Are you kidding me? If you cannot look at a woman,when you are walking or riding a bike or else you would be accused of stalking, starring or even sexual harassment,how would you even be allowed stretching your arm towards her hair? You don't understand this society.

It's a joke. Take it easy.

@Duke There's no humor in America, if it was,we would have fewer people in prisons.

@Duke, @Katrik Jokes are meaningless in America, unless you are telling them to your mum or other siblings.

@Duke ok.

I bet you're fun at parties.

@Qualia Ha!

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Personally, I don't like my head being touched at all! Gender irrelevant!

arnies Level 7 May 15, 2018
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