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If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there's a one in three chance you're being used as a napkin.

Duke 8 May 8
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Dude, don't be giving away secrets like that.

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So, if he invites you out for pizza and wings... pay attention.

Duke Level 8 May 9, 2018
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LOL

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Okay I'm taking names down.

That's what sleeves are for! (or jeans) or NAPKINS!

eww... I'm squicked.

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Guilty....

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Are you giving away trade secrets?

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Theres gonna be more hand smacking in my world now

At least make them wash their hands several times on a date. That's all I'm saying.

@Duke I'll remember that If I ever get to the actual date stage again ?

@Blindbird Specifically ask for germaphobes in your dating profile. They won't do that to you. Of course they won't do anything else to you but hey... you might get a dinner and a movie or a couple of drinks or something.

@Duke ha! Good point

@Blindbird There's always a silver lining. Or outlining in my case.

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Eww?

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Hahahaha! Did he just change the oil, or fix the brakes?...

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Lol sadly true

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Depends on how much brylcream you have in your hair - you may be being used as a grease gun!

Brylcream, they still make that?!

@Emme ROFL you obviously haven't admired my mug shot otherwise you would know that I haven't got a clue. I use coconut oil to polish! ??????

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Ewwww! Lol. I love that feeling and used to encourage my kids to play with my hair. When I was married I tried to get him to brush my hair a few times....he looked at me like I was weird.

@SACatWalker that's what I thought as well. Live and learn! I was pretty young when we met and got married. I know what I want and what to look for and what to avoid now.

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Be careful, if you do that to her there is a 1 in 1 chance she will use your pillow case for the same reason. 😮

Indeed, PA is contagious, then it never ends. BTDT never again. If I so much as smell that will annihilate you as I've had to deal with the sneakiest and most wicked of PA people that you would NEVER want to meet!
Miss me with that shite!

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I have never done this!

...that wasn't righteous indignation. I'm just not clever enough to have thought of it! ?

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You lose your man card for revealing that secret! LOL

I lost my man card decades ago. I'm the gayest straight man you'll ever meet. When women ask me what I do for fun, I tell them I like to fold fitted sheets and fold my towels in thirds and place them all in my linen cabinet so they all face the same direction... nice and neat. (Then, their clothes fall off.)

@Duke I suffer from a bit of OCD myself, but it gets me appreciated, maybe, never laid! More power to ya, bro!

@Duke. LOL

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Hahahaha! ?

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What I wouldn't do for a guy like that, let the dog lick the steak before it goes on your plate maybe.... Passive aggression is the sexay...

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or your a dog

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He also is not bald ???

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C'mon dude, as if our reputation isn't bad enough already !! (Also so damn funny ???)

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What are the other possibilities? 🙂

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Bwahaha!

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Are you kidding me? If you cannot look at a woman,when you are walking or riding a bike or else you would be accused of stalking, starring or even sexual harassment,how would you even be allowed stretching your arm towards her hair? You don't understand this society.

It's a joke. Take it easy.

Yes. Actually I'm kidding you. It's called humor. Google it sometime. It's almost like another language for some.

@Duke There's no humor in America, if it was,we would have fewer people in prisons.

@Duke, @Katrik Jokes are meaningless in America, unless you are telling them to your mum or other siblings.

@0752532706 Nothing is meaningless in America. Including jokes. Look at who we have for a president. If you can't find humor, you can't find compassion. You might have passion but, not compassion. Humor is watching a little girl with only one foot laugh when she tries to put the wrong shoe on that foot. Humor is watching someone try to give a bath to a cat. Humor is watching Trevor Noah shred the President of the United States in his monologue on "The Daily Show". Humor is alive and well in America. There isn't much else we have left. Don't try to take that from me (or us). We only have humor and guns left right now. Take the fucking guns away and let me keep trying to make people laugh... please?

@Duke ok.

I bet you're fun at parties.

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Personally, I don't like my head being touched at all! Gender irrelevant!

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