Like actually, like there were like, 640 per the Dead Sea Scrolls. Like that was, when Moses joined like, the Republicans, & like wanted to like control, like of everyone's personal behavior. After it was like, condensed to like 10, another should like be added, to refrain from like filling pauses, with such words as "like, you know" & other repetitive discourse annoying language trends. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife without consent of all parties. Thou shalt not kill unless protecting oneself & others. Tho shalt not steal unless its land belonging to another peoples. Blah blah blah.

Thou shalt not leave dirty dishes in the sink.
Thou shalt not leave the cap off the toothpaste
Thou shalt not ignore your partner when she is talking to you.
Thou shalt not forget to notice your partner's new hair style.
Thou shalt not forget that a good sense of humor helps in many situations

Huh, that's not sexist at all /s

Must have found some good weed in the desert. Lit a bush on fire and it talked to him......rrrriiigght.

Probably lol, women tend not to grasp type compatibility with vocations.

Sounds right maybe it was mrs god.

Wasn't it Constantine's mum ? Moses could have fobbed off his missus ....fucksake he convinced her he wasn't lost for 40 years !!!

I am enjoying my beer thanks. Won't get involved in this one ?

HA!ha!
I’m passing this on to my fundamentalist son!

Oh come on, didn't you watch History of the World Part 1??

Bring home the bread
Take out the trash
Wash feet every week!

Prepare for the wrath that surely commeth!

Always our fault...i would have only don't kill don't steal

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