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I had a good laugh just now. A while back I created a profile on a dating app called Zoosk. I discovered that you can't even send a message on there unless you pay for the service and I decided it wasn't worth what they wanted. Apparently, I forgot to delete my profile. I just got notification that said someone named "Christ-Girl" wants to meet me. Yeah... that'll happen. Not.

Duke 8 Dec 19
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I tried Match.com. My profile clearly states I’m not religious, I don’t go to church, I’m a follower of pantheism, Buddhism and I get a message from “ILoveJesus” that she’s interested in me. Huh??

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I Agree hey say it is free but at the end they ask for your card#

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Christ has been reincarnated as a female? Wow! First it was Thor, now this. Women are starting to get all the good jobs. Oh well. Maybe the ladies will do a better job than we did. We screwed up pretty bad at times.

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Haha.

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Laughter is good for your health. So some benefit came from it. 🙂

Betty Level 8 Dec 19, 2017
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Zoosk is terrible

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The disappointing aspects of atheism. All attraction completely disappears when I hear religion come up. Can't unsee behind the curtain.

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I tried that site before and even went out on a couple of dates. I can’t say that it was for me, so I deleted my account.

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Wow, it's almost as if the internet never forgets...

Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?

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I've sporadically had profiles on varioys dating sites. Never been willing to pay. Only ever had one come out of it that was really enjoyable. We were together about a month. I had one person message me simply in an effort to convert me because I'd listed atheist as one of my main descriptors. It was somewhat entertaining to take it back and forth for a little while, but ultimately just became an annoyance.

Actually, my best friend locally is someone that I met on OK Cupid. But, we're just great friends. Nothing romantic ever happened from the start.

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Ah now, she just wants to save your soul, it's Christmas, it's time for them to really crawl out from under their rocks!

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What the hell? I wonder if Christ knows she is trying to cheat on him.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! If he was real, I'd rat out that hoe.

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oooh Baby , your dream girl awaits !

I'm guessing she thinks I'm Aramaic or some shit.

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Lol tell her you name is Jesus-Boy and see what happens.

I was going to change my profile name to Mephistopheles and see what happened.

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LOL! I was the same way. I have a profile on Zoosk but have never paid. I am on other free dating sites, meet lots of scammers, and occasionally a real person.

I went to Zoosk because it was highly rated. So glad I never spent the money on it.

Firstmet.com is totally free-they send flirts like Zoosk-less scammers than most though.

@sassygirl3869 I'll have to check that out... if I don't find the end-all, be-all relationship here. But, hey... what are YOU doing Friday night? LOL

Don't know yet @Duke but I always have been into long hair and wanted to visit Colorado LOL.

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I was on Zoosk too-didn't renew after 3 months. Its easy to spot a scammer-they mention god-loving, his goodness, god-fearing and true Christian over and over again.Just what an aetheist wants to hear. LOL

oh yeah ... that's HOT !

And I'm sure they're all very "genuineliness" when they tell you they need to transfer money to the USA and they need your help.

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That is way better than holygirl69 (a name I just made up).

That is a good name, for a scammer.

holygirl69... that one might get me to reply.

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Hurry and pay so you can be preached at! Haha. I made the same decision about Zoosk. 😀

I still haven't determined what the word "Zoosk" is supposed to imply. Why hasn't someone just create "getlaid.com"?

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