There was a discussion a few days ago of men sending women dick pics. You know, men used to send sonnets. But that was before cell phones.
@Faithless1 made a good point re some of those old poets, there are many, here is T.S. Elliot
King Bolo’s Royal Body Guard
Were called ‘The Jersey Lilies’—
A bold and bestial set of blacks
Undaunted by syphilis.
They wore the national uniform
Of a garland of verbenas
And a pair of big black hairy balls
And a big black hairy penis.
I heard about this country boy who pulled up to an intersection in his pickup. There was a woman in an adjacent car who looked good to him so he threw a chicken in her car. It was a suave and creative introduction and before long they were married.