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Ruin a first date in 4 words

UndeniablyMe 6 June 4
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Can my kids come?

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I love president Trump

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Does this look infected?!

slm22 Level 4 June 4, 2018

lol

Dude you used mine! 😉 🙂

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I brought my mother.

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I'll pray for you.

palex Level 6 June 4, 2018
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M. A. G. A.

It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. ???

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Want a Dick Pic?

That's when I hand her a photo of trump.

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Have you found Jesus?

CK-One Level 6 June 4, 2018

Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.

This wins in my book!

Great lighthearted thread! ?

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If she said "I am a Republican" that would cinch it for me.

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And let us pray.

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“I’m probably not contagious.”

“It puts the lotion…”

“Finished in my pants.”

“What’s your name again?”

“Here, keep the change.”

“I need an alibi.”

“I don’t go down.”

“The Viagra isn’t working.”

“Size doesn’t matter, right?”

“What’s your favorite porn?”

Awesome

You, sir, have this mastered!!!

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"My parents aren't home..."

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What religion are you?

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I'm a militant Vegan.

Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?

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I think we're related...

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Do you wear lingerie?

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~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!

tmaaz Level 5 June 4, 2018

Ha ha!

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The Lord told me...

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I dated your mom.

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I voted for trump

I was just about to say that.

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I forgot my wallet.

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Have you found Jesus?

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You are kinda ugly.

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Your mom is hotter!

Alternatively, “Your dad’s was bigger”

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'Come meet my kids'

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Do you taste rohypnol?

Omg!

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