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How do I get over the grief of having a Joel Osteen block me on Twitter?

Have any of you other heathens been blocked by any great and powerful man of God?

IndySent 7 Dec 27
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Congrats! I should check my twitter too, I spent hours insulting him on twitter the other day, i could be blocked too... might have to start a club, or get t shirts printed.

Also franklin graham... such fun when you're bored.

@Funeralgirl IMO, Franklin Graham offers better material if you're going that route...I think Osteen is is just in it for the $$, but F. Graham wants $$ and political power/control.

They are both assholes in different ways. But it all revolves around money, like all religion. @Brio77

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Invite all of us, we will bring lots of alcohol, and we will help you get over your grief. There may be dancing.

Did you said Dancing?

Happy dancing

@GeorgeRocheleau 'am in there!

Road Trip!

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I think you will recover fully automatically when you stop laughing.

Great answer!

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Wow! How fortunate, you have been saved! Saved from brainwashing.....

Lmao!

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Get blocked by 45?

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Nope, I’ve never been blocked by any lol. They seem so damn fake to me, especially Joel Osteen. I never trust people that always have a smile on their face.

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This made me literally Laugh out loud!

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Oh dear , the most horrible of tragedies ! Offering my sincere condolences ! (har-har)

I'm sure you could reverse this offense by sending a big check ...

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Charlatans have thin skins.

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Joel Osteen: You mean of course
"the JESUS Clones/Twins" the two wierdos with
a Tabernacle and a website and lots of fake literature
I am FROM Houston and they have a Take Over Temple
next door to us (now I am in DALLAS)
prior years
just a cluster of moonies it's all voodoo math noise and
charisma

THEY DID YOU A FAVOR

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Well, I'd suggest a gallon of your favorite ice cream or a bucket of KFC would help you get over your grief by making you say, "Good Grief! Why am I doing this?" That would be a good start.

SamL Level 7 Dec 27, 2017
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All you can do is pray and have faith that he will forgive you for your sins by unblocking you.

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OMG... I would never follow a Twitter feed from someone like that. I guess in the vein of Know Thy Enemy it might make sense. Generally speaking though I can't do Twitter...

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I don't know who you're talking about and I don't care who blocks me.

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You can’t, I’ve tried. ????

gabe Level 2 Dec 27, 2017
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Well now I’m just jealous! What did you say to the delicate flower to earn such an honor?

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The only way would be to pray!!! 🙂

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You could date me instead?

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Send more money. And more money. And even more.LOL That will let you back into the ridiculously phony "ministers" life. If it doesn't work, then seek grief counseling. 🙂

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Well, you always could meditate on the millions and millions of dollars he has thanks to the ignorance and stupidity of his followers.

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just because they are "powerful" does not means they are "great". But you need to Get Over That for our own sake. He just sent you the message that "god don't love you anymore"

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You can tweet to Elon musk. He doesn't block us.

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Are you kidding? That's a mark of pride!

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It's gonna be tough, be strong????????

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I am still laughing!!!

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