Sounds like a good list ?

Ditto!

Isn't that from the movie "The Edge"?!

@KCjoe108 i just checked, and the quote in the movie is "bitter and murky"

I don't remember that line. Perhaps it subconsciously affected my viewpoint.

@Ozman
Well, it is a DAMN good movie.

Oh yeah baby

Wow, have you ever come across one?? Share please!

@VelociraptorRemy I used to date one.......many, many, many moons ago

@patchoullijulie

Eeeeeeeeeeek! ???????????

@patchoullijulie, @VelociraptorRemy

No. They don't exist in my world.

@Ellatynemouth LOL

@Ellatynemouth we will just have to live vicariously through @patchoullijulie ?

@Ellatynemouth Honestly he looked great but in reality wan't that much of a catch lol

@patchoullijulie

I have so many questions..... Ha ha!

But I realised he can't have been that great if it didn't last long.

@Ellatynemouth Exactly. It was fun for a while but it grew old when I realized how shallow he was. It was fun though..........

@VelociraptorRemy LOL now that is funny. If you could only see the boring life I live right now!!!

If I said female stripper, nurse French maid.... I feel sure someone may be so bold as to label me shallow.....perish the thought....????

@Hitchens

You're probably right, perhaps because that's a cliché. I must be careful not to be a hypocrite.

(I'll try to remember not to criticise in future, whenever a man says that.)

@Ellatynemouth

Nooooo!!.......Don't do that....Let your hair down...I was mauled by a prudish but well meaning young lady for being shallow when I answered this post with what I thought was a tongue in cheek and humorous response. Just saying even when we are just fooling around, we can be reprimanded....its a minefield sometimes...even on playful posts...???

@Hitchens

I agree. It is a minefield. It's a ridiculous minefield too.

Years ago, I once had a guy on a dating site ask me, in all seriousness, if I had a nurse's costume. He knew I wasn't a nurse. Very strange.

@Ellatynemouth

So... are you saying you don't have one?

@Ellatynemouth

I was kidding...! Lol

@Ellatynemouth

My Fireman's outfit is in the cleaners....? ?

Cats are awesome ?

So you're quite shallow and only allow for people who meet an unrealistic body expectation? Good luck man ?

Did you play with Barbie dolls as a child

@patchoullijulie Good one! ☺

@Sticks48 Ha Ha...why thank you

@patchoullijulie

But Barbie doesn't wear glasses.

Me too! Haha ?

@Hitchens This is true. Can't believe they missed that one. Nothing sexier than a good set of glasses!!!!!!

@patchoullijulie

No..action man..and 6 million dollar man figure...ye know Steve Austin.

@Cain_Blue

Nah...the question was what are you a sucker for...
.....as long as she wears glasses..thats fine by me...

@Hitchens I recall Steve Austin but I'm missing your point? Did they wear glasses? lol

@Cain_Blue

Oh yea..she has to like animals..especially dogs.

@patchoullijulie

No..because they had eagle eyes..they didn't need glasses...but I do think glasses are sexy on women...not so much on dolls..

@Cain_Blue Now now...be nice blue...

@Hitchens Oh...lol... duh of course. Not to mention Superman! You know Clark Kent's glasses never fooled me...I always knew he was Superman!!! I'm just clever like that

@patchoullijulie

You me and Clark knew...don't think anyone else knew he was Superman ..not even that Lex Luther! ?

@Hitchens Only the people that matter knew hee hee

@OlderMusicGeek add in a dad bod and either grey hair or bald? Oh baby!!!!

Oh yeah, I should add that to my list too

@Humanistheathen lol fake glasses are $3 a pair at the drug store...just saying...lol

We artsy types are generally a little quirky, so we tend to laugh things other people don't laugh . What does that say about your jokes? ?