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Men's underwear

What do you feel is the more religious of men's underwear? growing up in church I was always a whitey tighty guy, which I believed to be more looming of fruitful. soon after abandoning the idea that God was interested in my undergarments, I wore boxers. Yet, they tended to ride up a lot, so finally I've converted to boxer briefs, which I much prefer now.... and they come in much more interesting colors and patterns, which is of course very important. what is your preference? thoughts and/or considerations?

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I dunno about religious, but if he's going commando I'm more likely to have a religious experience!

FlippantLlama Level 7 July 12, 2018
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lettuce prey?

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Black boxer briefs......sometimes with a matching bra and half slip, but only on special occasions. ☺

Sticks48 Level 8 July 12, 2018
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sounds very formal. grief briefs.

Sounds sexy and kinky...

@thinktwice Double your pleasure double your fun. πŸ˜‰

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I learn so much from this site...lol...sometimes it is TMI, but it sure gives me a lot of insight into people...lol...now I am going to be looking at all of your profile pics and thinking of your underwear or lack thereof...lol

thinktwice Level 7 July 12, 2018
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so you're going to @thinktwice about it.. good.

@hankster I see what you did there!! I'm glad this hidden jewel didn't go unnoticed

@hankster case in point, buddy...what print are your boxer briefs today? ha ha ha ha

@thinktwice had to check...light blue solids... I try to save the patterns for the weekends.

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@hankster I genuinely was gonna say that! πŸ˜‚

Maybe it's lucky I thought twice about..

@hankster Well, I was going to say I was from the Missouri, the show me state, but then I thought you would do the same...white lace bikinis, in case you need to know... smile009.gif

@thinktwice in light of the lack of evidence I will take your word for it. thank you very much.

@thinktwice wow... I've never tried those. but they do sound nice.

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Pssh at taking someone's word, I need evidence to properly form my belief πŸ˜›

I'm tempted to offer to alleviate your imagination as to my underwear or lack thereof, but I don't want to seem like a perv. smile007.gif

@bingst lol...you would be in good company on this site...I would venture to say that most of us are pervs in one way or another...lol (and thanks, but my imagination is fine...) lol

@bingst too late perhaps?

Me too!!!

@thinktwice Thank you for that image. It makes me very happy. 😊

@Sticks48 oh...did I send you the picture? I couldn't remember....

I'm commando in my profile pic smile009.gif

@thinktwice No, but l have a terrific talent for imagery. However a photo would be a lovely surprise. 😊

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Just thinking out loud here between you and me and maybe forty thousand Heathens..but maybe males should be given the option of receiving Agnostic Boxer Briefs instead of a T-shirt, upon getting to level 8..??

T-shirts are great..but you can never have too much underwear...

Hitchens Level 8 July 12, 2018
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I think the women should have the option also should it be deemed an option.

@hankster

Maybe an Agthong ...hmmn ..sounds uncomfortable. But yes equality underwear.

@Hitchens better to let the women figure that i reckon. Agkini? just a thought.

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@hankster

Ag bra cadabra ..πŸ€”

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Whitey tightness are never acceptable under any circumstances and no self-respecting man should ever be seen wearing socks while still in his underwear, always remove the socks first because you don’t wanna look like a dork for even those three seconds, trust me guys… This will fix your life!

ArdentAtheist Level 8 July 12, 2018
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I've got to disagree man....lol...... wearing nothing around but socks is the bomb.

He said while still in underwear. Perfectly fine to wear no underwear and keep on the socks. Right?

This is the first thing male strippers learn "Shoes and socks off first".

I had a friend who performed and he said amateur night always had at least one guy hoping around trying to get his pants off over his shoes....

@RavenCT are you getting all the visuals right now too?

@germangirl90439 @RavenCT I like sleeping in socks cuz the bathroom floor is cold.

@hankster Way better than hearing someone scream when they put their ice cold feet on you. (My Brother his first year of marriage). The entire house cracked up.

@hankster, @germangirl90439 Pretty sure Frank did the hopping on one foot visuals for me? lol

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Boxer briefs if a guy wears underwear, otherwise commando is hot too.

Marcie1974 Level 7 July 12, 2018
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Commandos good unless you have to do anything athletic. which for me is anything not slow.

@hankster Really, anything physically demanding.

@bingst i like this...other person, "could you help me lift this couch?" me, "no I'm going commando."

@hankster hahahaha

No one has asked for photos to compare yet?

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When I saw "religious underwear" my first thought was Mormons.

Personally, I don't care what type (or any for that matter) that a man wears.

kiramea Level 7 July 12, 2018
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yeah we should consult them

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It probably depends on the package they're carrying. Feel free to post some pics and I will gladly critique for you. smile002.gif

MsDemeanour Level 7 July 14, 2018
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I am definitely a boxer-brief/trunk guy and have been for years. It was a simple question that needed testing: what underwear do men actually good in? I had no idea, and I don't find men physically attractive. So I asked around. My ex-wife liked the boxer briefs, as did a number of other women I polled. I also asked another group that would have an opinion: men who like other men. My gay and bi friends told me that most of them prefer the boxer-brief, and a lot of underwear is marketed just to gay guys (at like $40 a pair). For visuals, nothing beats them apparently.

Humanistheathen Level 7 July 12, 2018
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good info.... special boxers .... the gay guys always get the good stuff.

Wouldn't it be better to pick your underwear based on comfort rather than what looks better?

@icolan That 100% depends on what you are trying to accomplish. If there's a woman in the room when I'm taking off my pants, I'm all in on catching her eye first, and being comfortable second. And FTR, boxer-briefs and trunks (boxer briefs with shorter legs) are WAAAYYY comfortable. Me undies makes some great products. Soft, cool, snug were they need to be, and they control moisture.

@Humanistheathen Thanks for the info, I'll have to check out that brand.

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Commando=easy access. Lol

ShieldMaiden_76 Level 6 July 12, 2018
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Does that extra layer really make a difference. I mean, you could just grab the pants and shorts and pull them down at the same time... in about three seconds. Boom! Access!

@MrLizard thanks for the tip 😁

@germangirl90439 That could be taken several ways, if out of context. Just sayin'.

@MrLizard "Does that extra layer really make a difference."

When you are going up the leg of the shorts, yes, yes it does. lol

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@ShieldMaiden_76 True. Though I described a downward action, specifically. I suppose it all depends in what the access is to be used for.

@MrLizard If we lived closer, I could show you. lol

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Gotta go with the boxer-briefs. I like the support and mine are wicking material so I don't get the swamp ass that comes with cotton in hot weather.

ronin73 Level 7 July 12, 2018
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right on.

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I do not care as long as they come off quickly and effciently when necessary

Spinliesel Level 8 July 13, 2018
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they aren't bras.

@hankster So glad you recognize that!

@Spinliesel I've been working on my vocabulary.

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Boxer briefs do a very good job of keeping the family jewels protected. I've been wearing them since they first came out. Dry fit material keeps me comfortable in the tropics of Florida. My second choice is Commando.

kensmile4u Level 8 July 12, 2018
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@Jonado That's why my first choice is dry fit boxer briefs. There is a lot of water in Florida compared to Texas. I spend a lot of time in it, planning to get in it, boating on it, or hanging out on a beach/pool deck drying off. So commando is a convenient necessity for me. I also like to play on stage commando unless it is too cold. smile009.gif

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white briefs are oldschool christian

twshield Level 8 July 12, 2018
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oh yeah, i agree. seen too many employed clotheslines to argue that.

@hankster lol!

@twshield like the new avatar thingy man.

@hankster thanks and much appreciated sir

@twshield thanks for the likes man. lol.

@hankster thats what friends do....."Like"

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When I was little and had only ever had tighty whities available to me, I couldnt stand them so I went commando. When I discovered boxers I could finally wear underwear, and when I discovered boxer
briefs I could finally stop digging them out of my ass. And all gods scrotums said amen, or several women. πŸ™ŒπŸΏ

Wurlitzer Level 7 July 12, 2018
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This is very interesting, I like the way boxer briefs look on a man.πŸ˜‰

Sheannutt Level 9 July 12, 2018
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not speedos on fatter fellas?

@hankster I don't think so I'll pass on that one.

@Sheannutt I was just trying to create a frame of reference.

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Stick to one color. Simplify, simplify.

Mitch07102 Level 7 July 12, 2018
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that just takes all the fun out of it.

@hankster Thinking about the color of my underwear is not a decision I care to bother with. Minimalism is about way more than minimizing stuff. This is one small example.

@Mitch07102 well, there is nothing like minimalism to take all the fun out of stuff. can't be smiling. 😁

Yeah, dark colors hide skidmarks.

@Condor5 So does proper hygiene

@Mitch07102 hey, nobody's perfect.

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Think logically here. It has to be boxers. Hear me out:

  • Testicles mashed against the body tend to heat up.
  • Warm testicles = less fertility. (That's why nature has them hang, though the religious would blame God for that.)
  • Briefs tend to hold the testicles too close. The tighter, the worse it is for fertility.
  • God expects the religious to have lots of offspring. You know - be like fruit flies and multiply.
  • Going commando would seem like one has loose morals. Though it would actually better serve the purpose of fertility, I don't think the religious would see it that way.
  • I equate boxer briefs with briefs for the purpose of this scholarly diatribe.

Ergo: Boxers.

MrLizard Level 8 July 12, 2018
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The religious already think we have no morals so loose morals would be an improvement.

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LOL
That's hilarious!

KKGator Level 9 July 12, 2018
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very serious stuff here...πŸ€ͺ

@hankster No banana hammock choice? So disappointed...

@RavenCT Thongs, not so much. G-string, okay. smile007.gif

@bingst no anal floss... absolutely not for me.

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Boxer briefs, hugging close to the body and keeping the goodies in place, are by far the best option here. IMO they offer superior support to even the tighty-whities which are like, no. Just, no. Why would you do that?

I've been told by lady friends and ex-wife that boxer briefs look better too, and I can understand that. This is a secondary consideration: by the time a partner gets to see what kind of underwear a fellow is wearing, they aren't going to be on him for that much longer anyway. So get the kind that works best for you in non-sexytime situations.

ErikGunderson Level 6 July 12, 2018
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Commando. Florida is too hot most of the time for underwear. smile002.gif

PickledRick Level 8 July 12, 2018
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Boxers mostly, do have some boxer briefs but when clothing allows it's commando
Especially in the recent heat, shorts = commando

Tr1cky1983 Level 5 July 12, 2018
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shorts + commando = flashing

@bingst my shorts aren't that short, plus nobody wants me flashing anything πŸ™„

@bingst depends.

@hankster Depends work too lol

@germangirl90439 hahaha

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Currently, my favorite is Fruit of the Loom breathable boxer briefs, mostly polyester and some spandex. They're cooler, stay dryer, keep things in place better, and very thin and close-fitting without feeling tight ,so resist bunching, even at the leg. Definitely my preference when working on physically demanding (often hot and sweaty) projects.

bingst Level 8 July 12, 2018
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nice review. I myself prefer the starter brand, even though I've been wearing them a while.

I have been wearing that style (different brands) for about 4 or 5 years now. Very comfy. I originally bought them to wear under my wetsuit while surfing, as they were far better than trunks. And, I could slip on my wetsuit and not worry about exposure. Then I started wearing them regularly, and have ever since. They're a bit more expensive, but well worth it. I really like that there's virtually no bulk, or bunching.

You had me at hot and sweaty.

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I prefer none when I can get away with it

NothinnXpreVails Level 8 July 12, 2018
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Boxer briefs, of course. And speedo's.

Just kidding.

Mb_Man Level 5 July 12, 2018
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