I was asked if I’ve talked to Jesus today. I responded by saying,” Yes, I’ve also talked to Blues’ Clues and I talked to Barney. Barney wanted me to tell you that he’s greatly sick of purple and is actually Pow’ from The Teletubbies in disguises in red.”
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I'd just tell them I have never had an imaginary friend... and aren't they a bit old to be having one?
snytiger6
Level 9
Jan 6, 2018
1
You’d think.
I'd love to respond, "I sent him to voicemail. If it's really that important, he'll leave a message."
resserts
Level 8
Jan 5, 2018
1
I like yours better.
Jesus? The lawn guy?
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Jan 5, 2018
1
Lawn guy?
@BlueWave the joke is that a lot of Latino men have employment as gardeners or landscapers, and "Jesus" is a common Latino first name.
Dissecting a joke to explain why it's funny is a lot like dissecting a frog to see how its organs work. The frog doesn't work anymore after you do that.
Of course they work at lots of other jobs too.
Jesus saves!!! HE Shoots!!! HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTT63
Level 4
Jan 5, 2018
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Jesus also encourage people to hate their loved ones, too. If they don’t then they can’t be his disciple.
Why not speak to all gods just to cover one's bases? You know, that pascal's wage some apologists like to use?
Buketoballs43
Level 5
Jan 5, 2018
2
I would have responded with "sure, I work with 4 of them, which one are you talking about?"
Timpviewchick
Level 3
Jan 5, 2018
1
Lol good one!
Nicely done... when a theist once asked me the same I said, nope was busy on a phone call with lucifer...the look on the lady's face... bitch walked away...
CeciRosane60
Level 7
Jan 5, 2018
1
I really feel sorry for people like you who have people around them asking them questions like that. It must feel like being the only sane person in a mental institution.
josmi6699
Level 6
Jan 5, 2018
2
Yes. Everything you said is spot on.
You actually said this? lol
Were under the influence? 
bingst
Level 8
Jan 5, 2018
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Yes! After being taunted so long, I just erupted with sarcasm.
Sarcasm is the only appropriate response to such a stupid question.
I talk to Jesus every time I stub my toes on the coffee table leg. Or rather, I shout at him. He has yet to answer my desperate call in those times of need.
Shawno1972
Level 7
Jan 5, 2018
2
One, that’s a pain. I know I’ve yelked at him several times when hitting my toe on something. That and accidentally cutting my finger while preparing dinner.
Love it. What did they say back @EmeraldJewel? Just curious.
sassygirl3869
Level 9
Jan 5, 2018
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Lol they couldn’t say anything, but get red in the face then tell me I was going to Hell for not taking the Lord serious. I still can’t beleieve I said that.
@jwm03h I agree that it was rather blunt, but I had been getting harassed by this same person some time now and just erupted.
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