I was coming across the bridge and a Swan hit me. Is the best I've heard. Also I had to go back home because I forgot to have breakfast. I was recently almost late because I was cuddling my cat and forgot the time ?
A student failed to have her paintings ready for her Senior exhibition. Her water heater exploded a month prior and ruined them.
Ah that totally sucks!!
@VelociraptorRemy Yeah. The Dean was there and he said it was 'f'ing bs.
A family member had a Quaker parakeet who hated everyone but her. One morning she was late to work because the parrot attacked my sister and got tangled in her super thick hair! ?
Heard: "My cat puked in my shoe"
Used: (I was living in Louisiana near the Mississippi river). "There are gators between my house & the car & I am not going to fight dinosaurs with a broom to come into work." (They had actually told me to shush the gators away with a kitchen broom)
I was looking after my friends sons hamster, whilst they were all away on holiday. The hamster got loose and chewed though the wire of my alarm clock and electrocuted itself. I then had to go to a pet shop and find a lookalike replacement for the hamster.
People here make fun of me when I say ‘whilst.’
Keeping in the theme of this community, “I was preoccupied. God moves in mysterious ways.”
I've never attempted to excuse myself from being late - I made clear to all of my employers that I would likely be late reporting to work and if that meant that I wouldn't receive the full raise that was OK. They accepted it and it was never a problem because when I did arrive I performed and got sh@t done on time. As a result, I always received my full raise and I think that's because they appreciated the honesty.
I remember being in school, my then best friend walked into class a full 30 minutes late. The teacher asked him for an explanation. “Traffic was bad” he said.
...he lived across the road from school. We laughed for ages.
I have been late several times going to remote Thailand schools because public transport songtheah wouldn't stop for me. I had to ask my boss for a lift a couple of times before I learned to take a songtheah to an intersection south of town where all the songtheaw had to stop.
I usually err in the direction of early, so it isn't a common problem for me.
Sorry I am late, I didn't want to come.
Nobody should be pressured into doing that
A freak accident involving a toaster, hippo, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
Someone came to work late once and just said "I would have been on time but I didn't really want to." Good to be honest at least.
Two of them from the same friend--after a massive flood she sent her boss a photo of the street, which was under chest-high water. And after a huge snowfall she sent the same boss a photo of her car, buried under several feet of snow, with a small bit cleared off and the note 'This took an hour and a half.'