A couple of years ago I did a job for this Asian lady (erecting flatpacks). She had a newborn baby and I asked her what she did for a living? Expecting to hear that she was a stay a home mum, imagine my surprise when she told me she was a theoretical physicist. She had not long moved to Liverpool to take up a teaching post at the university. It took a while but I came up with this. "Well now you have moved here you will have to make decision". What`s that" she relied. "Well whether or not your an Everettonion?"