Do you ever feel like coworkers are constantly itching to defend their faith against you, even though you never bring it up, and there are 20 of them and only one of you?
Only look at them and pay attention to them when they are speaking on neutral subjects, being friendly and kind.
The moment they bring up religion, let your attention wander, look bored while mumbling "Um, hum-that's nice," look at your watch and go somewhere else.
If you are consistent, never giving them any attention except when they are behaving, they are quickly trained to avoid talking about religion.
I think you should play a gag on them. Rig a hidden speaker in the office. Then during the working day, stand up as if in a daze walk to the centre of the office, drop to your knees and start praying out loud, and ask god to answer. That's when your co conspiritor talks via the speaker with an altered voice, speaking as God. Set up a hidden camera to catch the reaction. Show them whose Boss.
No....I am now retired so don't have this problem. I never found any of my fellow workers like that, they all had affiliations with one religious denomination or another and this being Northern Ireland it was split between catholics and protestants . They were more concerned about the differences between themselves and left me alone....I was like neutral territory to them as I was neither one or the other!
All my co-workers are athiest or non-religious.
Do you work for agnostic.com?
Lucky you!
Nope... is just your Paranoia acting up. But they sure enjoy you as a Pet.
@PaigeM Be a Sadist then and do not call them coworkers, you misrepresented your position/status but sure it was for our benefit.