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You heathens eat pineapple on pizza?

#pizza #heathen #pineapple
TheInterlooper 7 Jan 24
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Level 8

No. It's us pagans that appreciate pineapple on our pizza. The heathens (i.e., those of the heath; the country bumpkins) have never had pineapple on their pizza. When they try it they tend to convert and join us.

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Level 7

Hell Yeah!! With big chunks of Canadian bacon

Yaaaas!!!! Altho it feels funny ordering a "vegetarian pizza with ham" LOL

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Level 5

Pizza yes, pineapple no.

Emile Level 5 Jan 24, 2018
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Level 6

Blasphemy! Burn the heretics and their inappropriate toppings!!

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Level 8

What's not to love.

Betty Level 8 Jan 24, 2018
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Level 4

No. That's so disrespectful to pizza.

Pizza's have no conscience. ;o)

@Qryzti: I'm going to petition the Admin for the ability to up-vote multiple times just so I can like your comment repeatedly.

Absolutely! Pineapple FTL.

There's a place here in Madison that makes an awesome shrimp pizza though, which I love, but when I mention it to people there are many who flinch at the thought of seafood on pizza, so to each their own.

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Level 3

As often as possible the citrus makes its 150%better

pineapple with green peppers is a citrus delight!
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Level 9

In Puerto Rico I used to get shrimp and lobster too. I like the smell of pineapple in a slice of pizza in the morning... It smells like... Victory!

Flood of memories, I used to get baby shrimp on a pizza when I was in Augsburg, Germany in 1980.

@HippieChick58 exactly baby shrimp pizza, it was the favorite nr 1 pizza in Puerto Rico growing up and forward. I remember dating the woman that became my wife ordering half shrimp for me and half lobster for her.

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Level 6

Yep, with pepperoni and tomatoes. Sweet and savory is an excellent combination, especially if the pineapple gets carmelized properly. It's not nearly as good if the heat didn't get hot enough to do so.

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Level 7

Guilty as charged.

Me too. Love pineapple.
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Level 6

Yes! hawaiian pizza is the only pizza I like!

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Level 6

That's just blasphemy, pizza blasphemy

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Level 9

Not this heathen.

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Level 5

I love it!

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Level 8

At a Pizza Hut in China I ate a pizza with pineapple, shrimp, clams. It was good, I wish I could get it here.

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Level 7

Isn't it called Hawaiian pizza? Ham & pineapple. I used to order it with double cheese. Mmmm.

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Level 7

Never cared for pineapple on pizza. Or anything else sweet for that matter. Pizza is meant to be a savory dish if you ask me. I say save the sweet items for desert pizzas if you want a sweet pizza.

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Level 8

Moved to N Carolina in 83 from NY , sausage pizza was made with breakfast sausage , pineapple might have made it taste better .

Or apple, plum or cherry.
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Level 7

Oh you're making me a little bit sick in my mouth - NO!

Yeah but you probably won't eat black puddings either! Do you like faggots?
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Level 4

If I had to choose between pizza with pinapple and no pizza, I'm taking the pizza. I certainly prefer without, but I'm not gonna say no to pizza (Unless it has barbecue sauce, you heathen!).

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Level 6

I don't hate pineapple pizzas. Some of my best friends are pineapple pizzas.

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Level 3

Cant understand why it matters. Personal taste. No different than having Tomato. Both fruit

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Level 5

Not only pineapple, but alfalfa sprouts and feta cheese. (GASP) If it twern't for adventurous folks like me, we'd still be washing clothes by beating them on a rock down by the river. I also cook fake Lobster into scrambled eggs. 🙂

I’ll have to try that
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Level 8

Me! Mmmm... Yummy. The new controversial topping is strawberries now.

I saw it on FB. Gross.
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Level 7

It's called a Hawaiian if you had Canadian bacon to it. One of my favorites.

godef Level 7 Jan 24, 2018
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Level 7

Nope. Not even at gunpoint.

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