Wow that was a beautiful paragraph and was honestly true and hell i can't even think of a title for that! Great!!

God did not rest on the seventh day. He took the earth, universe and all his creation to show to an even higher power. The higher power looked at gods works and said " You expect to get a Phd for this? "

So, this god also has time to pick on humans, like Job. Force march an entire people through the desert for 40 years, like the Hebrews. Flood the earth for forty days, like Noah. And invented a serpent to temp Adam and Eve, upon which he throws them out of a garden. What a great god. And we still have to pray out loud so he can hear us even though he knows everything already?
Holy crap!!!!

Yep.... we're the offspring of stupidity. Can't blame them though. Not being able to understand earthquakes and tornadoes and high water tearing through their huts. Im Just glad im living in the now.

...I always hear a lot...'he is a jealeous GOD,' that one I can never figure out! Yes, this is a GOD, created in the image and likeness of MAN! He is limited by this definition!

Wonder which one of them would admit to watching it be created.