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How would you tell a guy that his fly is open in a party/public?

Aralt 7 Feb 22

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Level 4

My zippers have a mind of their own. However for a woman wanting to strike up a conversation with a man, it's a good pick-up line. But if a man should tell me, I'd probably wonder why he noticed. Personally I have never looked at a man's zipper. Nada, not once.

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Level 9

I can see your di....nevermind.

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Level 8

In school , we learned , "X , Y , Z ," then look away , ( stands for examine your zipper )

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Level 7

Oi! You! Do your flies up, mate. We don't all want to see your dong.

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Level 4

You got a license to sell them hotdogs?

Fbod Level 4 Feb 22, 2018
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Level 3

Following them around discreetly and laughing to myself at other's reactions seems like it'd be more fun ?

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Level 2

Hey, your fly is open.

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Level 7

Simply walk up close enough to quietly tell him. He will appreciate knowing.

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Level 8

Hey dude, zip up.

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Level 7

I rather liked Agent Gibbs 'Buick's out of the garage'.

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Level 8

I use the time old Aussie method and simply ask " Has your budgie gone out for a walk again."

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Level 8

Hey dude, zip up.

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Level 6

If he is a good friend, I would walk to the far end of the bar and loudly shout "Hey,___ your zipper's down." Otherwise I'd say the same thing quietly and up close.

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Level 6

"Your tighty-whiteys are trying to get loose".

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Level 7

You're flying low

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Level 8

Id say " your fly is open"

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Level 8

i wouldnt say anything...no one ever tells me when mine is open

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Level 9

We used to say "You're flying low". I guess if it were a young guy I'd have to say "Your fly is open" - quietly.

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Level 8

I have done it ... I said quietly : "time to close your pants!"

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Level 8

Hey son, stand to attention.

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Level 3

Hi guy, I know is hot in here but lets not carry this to an extreme

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Level 8

If you're across the room, Point and laugh. Hey your flys down!

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Level 7

You go up and tell them. Because I appreciate directness, I treat others the same way.

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Level 8

ZIPPER UP....? lol

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Level 8

Something like, "Soooo...you're letting the one eyed snake out of its cage awhile?"

"Did your zipper break or are you just airing that thing out?"

"A penis is like a religion...some people have them but most feel no need to share it with everyone"

Vocal volume dependent on current company, of course, but I'm not known for my subtlety.

Lololol........ Juasssssssssss

I like the second best of all. Did your zipper break or are you just airing out. I’m going to use that one. That is so embarrassing.

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